Little Johnny sees his dad in the bathroom shaving and the dad cuts himself and says **** and little Johnny says what is **** and the dad says that is the stuff I use to put on my face Little Johnny says okay and leaves the bathroom and goes into the kitchen where the mom is cutting a turkey she cuts herself and says ****, little Johnny says what does **** mean she says that is what I am doing to the turkey. someone shows up at the door and Little Johnny answers and the lady says where is your mom and dad and Little Johnny says my dad is putting **** on his face and my mom is ****ing the turkey.