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1. Kidnappers are not very interested in you. 2. In a hostage situation you are likely to be released first. 3. No one expects you to run--anywhere. 4. People call at 9 pm and ask, Did I wake you???? 5. People no longer view you as a hypochondriac. 6. There is nothing left to learn the hard way. 7. Things you buy now won't wear out. 8. You can eat supper at 4 pm . 9. You can live without sex but not your glasses. 10. You get into heated arguments about pension plans. 11. You no longer think of speed limits as a challenge. 12. You quit trying to hold your stomach in no matter who walks into the room. 13. You sing along with elevator music. 14. Your eyes won't get much worse. 15. Your joints are more accurate meteorologists than the national weather service. 16. Your secrets are safe with your friends because they can't remember them either. 17. Your supply of brain cells is finally down to manageable size. 18. You can't remember who sent you this list . And you notice these are all in Big Print for your convenience. |
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9. You can live without sex but not your glasses. 
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Hmmm I 'm not sure I agree..I love being my age, I would stop now if I could.
Not any younger. 9. You can live without sex but not your glasses. are you kidding me? 11. You no longer think of speed limits as a challenge. What is aspeed limit? All I see on the highway is the minimum suggested speed... 12. You quit trying to hold your stomach in no matter who walks into the room. No need for that. 
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I'm going to hit you over the head with my walker.
Just as soon as I remember where the hell I left it... 
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And #9 is wrong.
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17. Your supply of brain cells is finally down to manageable size.
rock on |
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17. Your supply of brain cells is finally down to manageable size. rock on That I agree...but for a different reason than age..ahem. |
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Hmmm I 'm not sure I agree..I love being my age, I would stop now if I could. Not any younger. 9. You can live without sex but not your glasses. are you kidding me? 11. You no longer think of speed limits as a challenge. What is aspeed limit? All I see on the highway is the minimum suggested speed... 12. You quit trying to hold your stomach in no matter who walks into the room. No need for that. If I didn't heart you so fricking much I would smack ya upside your head....lol |
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Edited by
feralcatlady
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Wed 02/27/08 07:59 PM
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#9 you can't suck it if you can't find it (glasses a must
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#9 you can't suck it if you can't find it (glasses a must He has a really small one then.. |
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#9 you can't suck it if you can't find it (glasses a must He has a really small one then.. You are sooooooo bad.........but dang Mr. who can't love ya........not me. |
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What about at age 50, which I will be in a few months?
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Shameless Plug for greatest thread on JSH
Matchmaking Game #25 http://www.justsayhi.com/topic/show/87751 |
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#19. When someone from your childrens circle of friends says "Hey somebodys Mom!" I hate it when they do that..lol.
This was cute!
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I like it songstress
ok shameless plug for Matchmaking Game #25 http://www.justsayhi.com/topic/show/87751?page=35 |
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