use it for toilet paper while camping????

Dahlink!!! where is the bidet???

ya , stuff a pillow with it , pilllow shrinks an then the pillow case can be used to carry home souveniers !!
INGENIOUS!!

theres a puddle in a pothole in the back parking lot !!

Hahahaaaaaaaaaa!!!!


Dear diary.......I bought the march issue of Cosmo today and on the front page it says........."Your Va-jay jay........fascinating facts about your lovely lady parts"

Soooooooooo I cant find the part where it tells me about my va jay jay or any of the lovely lady parts......I WANNA know if there is something I dont know!!

Man I get some scary people coming up on that MM...

that and the 105 new sexual positions!!!

Am I on there????

105? Does that include various furniture/appliances/utensils?

oh I'd like to see.........hmmm and try .....that!!

I don't think so. But I think the church lady said she wants to meet me...

I lovvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvve the church lady!!! Hey!! I wanna go out with the church lady!!!

I'm pretty sure she's taken...

With I don't know....possibly.....S A T A N ! ! !

DID YOU SAY........................SATAN???

Please allow me to introduce myself
Im a man of wealth and taste
Ive been around for a long, long year
Stole many a mans soul and faith
And I was round when jesus christ
Had his moment of doubt and pain
Made damn sure that pilate
Washed his hands and sealed his fate
Pleased to meet you
Hope you guess my name
But whats puzzling you
Is the nature of my game
I stuck around st. petersburg
When I saw it was a time for a change
Killed the czar and his ministers
Anastasia screamed in vain
I rode a tank
Held a generals rank
When the blitzkrieg raged
And the bodies stank
Pleased to meet you
Hope you guess my name, oh yeah
Ah, whats puzzling you
Is the nature of my game, oh yeah
I watched with glee
While your kings and queens
Fought for ten decades
For the gods they made
I shouted out,
Who killed the kennedys?
When after all
It was you and me
Let me please introduce myself
Im a man of wealth and taste
And I laid traps for troubadours
Who get killed before they reached bombay
Pleased to meet you
Hope you guessed my name, oh yeah
But whats puzzling you
Is the nature of my game, oh yeah, get down, baby
Pleased to meet you
Hope you guessed my name, oh yeah
But whats confusing you
Is just the nature of my game
Just as every cop is a criminal
And all the sinners saints
As heads is tails
Just call me lucifer
cause Im in need of some restraint
So if you meet me
Have some courtesy
Have some sympathy, and some taste
Use all your well-learned politesse
Or Ill lay your soul to waste, um yeah
Pleased to meet you
Hope you guessed my name, um yeah
But whats puzzling you
Is the nature of my game, um mean it, get down
Woo, who
Oh yeah, get on down
Oh yeah
Oh yeah!
Tell me baby, whats my name
Tell me honey, can ya guess my name
Tell me baby, whats my name
I tell you one time, youre to blame
Ooo, who
Ooo, who
Ooo, who
Ooo, who, who
Ooo, who, who
Ooo, who, who
Ooo, who, who
Oh, yeah
Whats me name
Tell me, baby, whats my name
Tell me, sweetie, whats my name
Ooo, who, who
Ooo, who, who
Ooo, who, who
Ooo, who, who
Ooo, who, who
Ooo, who, who
Ooo, who, who
Oh, yeah

ugh , I should get dressed , I guess........

Happy Fun Go-Lucky Naked Time?

pleased to meet you ,,,,,,,,,,,
hope you guessed my name.................

iM lying in bed just like brian wilson did........

ya ........
I've been sittin here nakey all day its gettin rather nipply in here......