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Okay so I have put together my personal online dating kit Cell phone - no way to trace to my address Web Cam - must cam prior to first meeting Safe call - they have my "flight plan" where we will be meeting and If i say everything is cohesive she will call 911 immediately .. ( code talk) Breath Mints - oral hygene is important I have picked 3 places that I will meet with folks on my home turf - I am familar with several of the waitress and bartenders or staff that works there - I have cell service in all parts of the building . It is public and busy.. Rock Gym and coffee house and restaurant .. Mace ... Am I missing anything ???? Okay Mirror where would you like to go .. rock climbing ( indoor gym) coffee or a little restaurant that is moderately priced with great food and Booze !! |
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A big (6'5", 280#) monobrowed guy named Guido, in tow... Guaranteed to run off any Magoo type stalkers, who can't manage to buy a clue.... you encounter along the way.
I know one.. He lives in Vegas though. So arrange all your west coast dates down there. |
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i almost forgot..whos protecting them from you??? The faint at heart need not apply ... and they have restraining orders for that |
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I dunno Lilith...she sounds like she is just being yet another frigid and paranoid closed-minded woman! Lol mirror, your chivalry is admirable if not misplaced. I was only kidding. We all shoes |
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A big (6'5", 280#) monobrowed guy named Guido, in tow... Guaranteed to run off any Magoo type stalkers, who can't manage to buy a clue.... you encounter along the way. I know one.. He lives in Vegas though. So arrange all your west coast dates down there. Well his name is not Guido but at the rock gym there are all the climbers ... at the moderately priced restaurant .. my 6 foot 3 former special Ops brother is a partner .. and at the coffee shop there are usually cops ... but good call on the Vegas thing .. Shall I reserve Guido in advanced ? |
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A big (6'5", 280#) monobrowed guy named Guido, in tow... Guaranteed to run off any Magoo type stalkers, who can't manage to buy a clue.... you encounter along the way. I know one.. He lives in Vegas though. So arrange all your west coast dates down there. |
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Little? No.. Odd? That is news?
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I dunno Lilith...she sounds like she is just being yet another frigid and paranoid closed-minded woman! Lol mirror, your chivalry is admirable if not misplaced. I was only kidding. We all shoes Mirror just doesn't want me to be a statistic .. or someone else wearing my skin other then me .. |
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peace and love......what a day!!
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Okay so I have put together my personal online dating kit Cell phone - no way to trace to my address Web Cam - must cam prior to first meeting Safe call - they have my "flight plan" where we will be meeting and If i say everything is cohesive she will call 911 immediately .. ( code talk) Breath Mints - oral hygene is important I have picked 3 places that I will meet with folks on my home turf - I am familar with several of the waitress and bartenders or staff that works there - I have cell service in all parts of the building . It is public and busy.. Rock Gym and coffee house and restaurant .. Mace ... Am I missing anything ???? Ya .. the local swat team |
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Riding in her car....singing along...
Well she was an american girl Raised on promises She couldnt help thinkin that there Was a little more to life Somewhere else After all it was a great big world With lots of places to run to Yeah, an d if she had to die Tryin she had one little promise She was gonna keep Oh yeah, all right Take it easy baby Make it last all night She was an american girl Goes to meet her date... Suddenly she hears... "She rubs the lotion into her skin..." So, my luv... bring your own lotion in that there ho bag. |
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I dunno Lilith...she sounds like she is just being yet another frigid and paranoid closed-minded woman! Lol mirror, your chivalry is admirable if not misplaced. I was only kidding. We all shoes Mirror just doesn't want me to be a statistic .. or someone else wearing my skin other then me .. |
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Mirror just doesn't want me to be a statistic .. or someone else wearing my skin other then me .. I know, I know. He's a good guy, I was just letting him know that I was kidding so that my raggedy reputation isn't tarnished any further! |
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Edited by
MirrorMirror
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Wed 02/27/08 12:14 PM
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I dunno Lilith...she sounds like she is just being yet another frigid and paranoid closed-minded woman! Lol mirror, your chivalry is admirable if not misplaced. I was only kidding. We all shoes |
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Riding in her car....singing along... Well she was an american girl Raised on promises She couldnt help thinkin that there Was a little more to life Somewhere else After all it was a great big world With lots of places to run to Yeah, an d if she had to die Tryin she had one little promise She was gonna keep Oh yeah, all right Take it easy baby Make it last all night She was an american girl Goes to meet her date... Suddenly she hears... "She rubs the lotion into her skin..." So, my luv... bring your own lotion in that there ho bag. true dat I have sensitive skin .. I would hate to break out when someone was wearing it .. |
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That would just be unfair...
Causing ezcema or hives on another. So cruel if they just wanted a new dress. I think you're smart to be prepared. I know when I went to the airport to meet Jist, I brought none of those things with me... Well, I had my cell phone. My mom had this code thing worked out with me and I messed it up, so she called back to see if I was in "danger". Truth was, I was just nervous because I had this cute man next to me and I wanted to kiss him so bad I could barely drive. We were both laughing in the car because he knew I knew he knew my mom was calling to see if he was a serial killer. I mean, he would've been stupid to kill me on the highway... at least waited until we got back to my place. |
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That would just be unfair... Causing ezcema or hives on another. So cruel if they just wanted a new dress. I think you're smart to be prepared. I know when I went to the airport to meet Jist, I brought none of those things with me... Well, I had my cell phone. My mom had this code thing worked out with me and I messed it up, so she called back to see if I was in "danger". Truth was, I was just nervous because I had this cute man next to me and I wanted to kiss him so bad I could barely drive. We were both laughing in the car because he knew I knew he knew my mom was calling to see if he was a serial killer. I mean, he would've been stupid to kill me on the highway... at least waited until we got back to my place. Remembering to not tell my mom I am dating on line ... well babe you got lucky with Jist ... but Murphy's law is the luck of the Irish .. |
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Hey now.. It ain't as bad as all that.
Have you heard anyone here say they were physically hurt from meeting one of us guys? Of course..they might be buried in their basement..... Which makes posting about it kinda difficult. |
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Hey now.. It ain't as bad as all that. Have you heard anyone here say they were physically hurt from meeting one of us guys? Of course..they might be buried in their basement..... Which makes posting about it kinda difficult. I was hit by a girl that I met from this site! Jokingly though. And I liked it. |
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Speaking of which... where is Lex today?
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