Topic: The online Dating Kit
MirrorMirror's photo
Wed 02/27/08 12:03 PM



Okay so I have put together my personal online dating kit
Cell phone - no way to trace to my address
Web Cam - must cam prior to first meeting
Safe call - they have my "flight plan" where we will be meeting and If i say everything is cohesive she will call 911 immediately .. ( code talk)
Breath Mints - oral hygene is important
I have picked 3 places that I will meet with folks on my home turf - I am familar with several of the waitress and bartenders or staff that works there - I have cell service in all parts of the building . It is public and busy.. Rock Gym and coffee house and restaurant ..
Mace ...

Am I missing anything ????

ME


Okay Mirror where would you like to go .. rock climbing ( indoor gym) coffee or a little restaurant that is moderately priced with great food and Booze !!
:wink: Anything with you sounds great babydoll:wink:

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Wed 02/27/08 12:03 PM
A big (6'5", 280#) monobrowed guy named Guido, in tow... Guaranteed to run off any Magoo type stalkers, who can't manage to buy a clue.... you encounter along the way.

I know one.. He lives in Vegas though. So arrange all your west coast dates down there.

shoes4rhon's photo
Wed 02/27/08 12:04 PM

i almost forgot..whos protecting them from you???laugh flowerforyou laugh flowerforyou laugh



The faint at heart need not apply ... and they have restraining orders for that

soxfan94's photo
Wed 02/27/08 12:05 PM




I dunno Lilith...she sounds like she is just being yet another frigid and paranoid closed-minded woman!

:wink:
noway


Lol mirror, your chivalry is admirable if not misplaced. I was only kidding. We all :heart: shoes

shoes4rhon's photo
Wed 02/27/08 12:06 PM

A big (6'5", 280#) monobrowed guy named Guido, in tow... Guaranteed to run off any Magoo type stalkers, who can't manage to buy a clue.... you encounter along the way.

I know one.. He lives in Vegas though. So arrange all your west coast dates down there.


Well his name is not Guido but at the rock gym there are all the climbers ... at the moderately priced restaurant .. my 6 foot 3 former special Ops brother is a partner .. and at the coffee shop there are usually cops ... but good call on the Vegas thing .. Shall I reserve Guido in advanced ?

Cambolaya65's photo
Wed 02/27/08 12:07 PM

A big (6'5", 280#) monobrowed guy named Guido, in tow... Guaranteed to run off any Magoo type stalkers, who can't manage to buy a clue.... you encounter along the way.

I know one.. He lives in Vegas though. So arrange all your west coast dates down there.
a magoo stalker??you are an odd little fellow

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Wed 02/27/08 12:08 PM
Little? No.. Odd? That is news?

shoes4rhon's photo
Wed 02/27/08 12:10 PM





I dunno Lilith...she sounds like she is just being yet another frigid and paranoid closed-minded woman!

:wink:
noway


Lol mirror, your chivalry is admirable if not misplaced. I was only kidding. We all :heart: shoes


Mirror just doesn't want me to be a statistic .. or someone else wearing my skin other then me ..

Cambolaya65's photo
Wed 02/27/08 12:10 PM
peace and love......what a day!!drinker flowerforyou :heart: drinker

Fade2Black's photo
Wed 02/27/08 12:11 PM

Okay so I have put together my personal online dating kit
Cell phone - no way to trace to my address
Web Cam - must cam prior to first meeting
Safe call - they have my "flight plan" where we will be meeting and If i say everything is cohesive she will call 911 immediately .. ( code talk)
Breath Mints - oral hygene is important
I have picked 3 places that I will meet with folks on my home turf - I am familar with several of the waitress and bartenders or staff that works there - I have cell service in all parts of the building . It is public and busy.. Rock Gym and coffee house and restaurant ..
Mace ...

Am I missing anything ????





Ya .. the local swat team laugh

lilith401's photo
Wed 02/27/08 12:12 PM
Riding in her car....singing along...

Well she was an american girl
Raised on promises
She couldnt help thinkin that there
Was a little more to life
Somewhere else
After all it was a great big world
With lots of places to run to
Yeah, an d if she had to die
Tryin she had one little promise
She was gonna keep

Oh yeah, all right
Take it easy baby
Make it last all night
She was an american girl

Goes to meet her date...
Suddenly she hears...

"She rubs the lotion into her skin..."

So, my luv... bring your own lotion in that there ho bag. :heart:

MirrorMirror's photo
Wed 02/27/08 12:13 PM






I dunno Lilith...she sounds like she is just being yet another frigid and paranoid closed-minded woman!

:wink:
noway


Lol mirror, your chivalry is admirable if not misplaced. I was only kidding. We all :heart: shoes


Mirror just doesn't want me to be a statistic .. or someone else wearing my skin other then me ..
or ME...........

soxfan94's photo
Wed 02/27/08 12:13 PM

Mirror just doesn't want me to be a statistic .. or someone else wearing my skin other then me ..


I know, I know. He's a good guy, I was just letting him know that I was kidding so that my raggedy reputation isn't tarnished any further! smokin

MirrorMirror's photo
Wed 02/27/08 12:13 PM
Edited by MirrorMirror on Wed 02/27/08 12:14 PM





I dunno Lilith...she sounds like she is just being yet another frigid and paranoid closed-minded woman!

:wink:
noway


Lol mirror, your chivalry is admirable if not misplaced. I was only kidding. We all :heart: shoes
flowerforyou coolbeansflowerforyou

shoes4rhon's photo
Wed 02/27/08 12:18 PM

Riding in her car....singing along...

Well she was an american girl
Raised on promises
She couldnt help thinkin that there
Was a little more to life
Somewhere else
After all it was a great big world
With lots of places to run to
Yeah, an d if she had to die
Tryin she had one little promise
She was gonna keep

Oh yeah, all right
Take it easy baby
Make it last all night
She was an american girl

Goes to meet her date...
Suddenly she hears...

"She rubs the lotion into her skin..."

So, my luv... bring your own lotion in that there ho bag. :heart:


true dat I have sensitive skin .. I would hate to break out when someone was wearing it ..

lilith401's photo
Wed 02/27/08 12:24 PM
That would just be unfair...


Causing ezcema or hives on another. So cruel if they just wanted a new dress.

I think you're smart to be prepared.

I know when I went to the airport to meet Jist, I brought none of those things with me...
Well, I had my cell phone. My mom had this code thing worked out with me and I messed it up, so she called back to see if I was in "danger". Truth was, I was just nervous because I had this cute man next to me and I wanted to kiss him so bad I could barely drive. We were both laughing in the car because he knew I knew he knew my mom was calling to see if he was a serial killer. I mean, he would've been stupid to kill me on the highway... at least waited until we got back to my place. laugh

shoes4rhon's photo
Wed 02/27/08 12:26 PM

That would just be unfair...


Causing ezcema or hives on another. So cruel if they just wanted a new dress.

I think you're smart to be prepared.

I know when I went to the airport to meet Jist, I brought none of those things with me...
Well, I had my cell phone. My mom had this code thing worked out with me and I messed it up, so she called back to see if I was in "danger". Truth was, I was just nervous because I had this cute man next to me and I wanted to kiss him so bad I could barely drive. We were both laughing in the car because he knew I knew he knew my mom was calling to see if he was a serial killer. I mean, he would've been stupid to kill me on the highway... at least waited until we got back to my place. laugh


Remembering to not tell my mom I am dating on line ... well babe you got lucky with Jist ... but Murphy's law is the luck of the Irish ..

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Wed 02/27/08 12:31 PM
Hey now.. It ain't as bad as all that.
Have you heard anyone here say they were physically hurt from meeting one of us guys?

Of course..they might be buried in their basement..... Which makes posting about it kinda difficult.

soxfan94's photo
Wed 02/27/08 12:37 PM

Hey now.. It ain't as bad as all that.
Have you heard anyone here say they were physically hurt from meeting one of us guys?

Of course..they might be buried in their basement..... Which makes posting about it kinda difficult.


I was hit by a girl that I met from this site!

Jokingly though. And I liked it. :tongue: smokin

lilith401's photo
Wed 02/27/08 12:37 PM
Speaking of which... where is Lex today? laugh