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Topic: Why it is so cool to be a woman
yellowrose10 Joined Tue 12/11/07 Posts: 52804	Wed 02/27/08 10:27 AM
We can get rid of leg hair without pretending that we do a lot of cycling/swimming or any other sport that would require aerodynamic legs. We absently hum tunes from musicals without anyone being suspect of our sexuality. When we buy a vibrator it is glamorous. When men buy a blow up doll it's pathetic. Should we wake up looking like something the cat dragged in, we can fix it with cosmetics. We can have partners that are years younger than us without being called dirty old perverts. We can scare male bosses with mysterious gynecological disorder excuses. Systems support men always return our calls, and are nice to us when we blow up our computers. We know that Tetris is the computer game to end all games. We got off the Titanic first. Our boyfriend's clothes make us look elfin and gorgeous. They look like complete dorks in our clothes. We have total control over our eyebrows. We can be groupies. Male groupies are stalkers. It's cool to be a daddy's girl. It's sad to be a mommy's boy. We can cry to get out of speeding fines. The thrill of surprising people by being good at darts... and pool... and football. We live longer, so we can be cantankerous old biddies wearing inappropriate clothes and shouting at strangers... men die earlier so we get to cash in on the life insurance. We know that games are fun, but don't believe there's a direct correlation between the size of our scores and the size of our... womanhood. Taxis stop for us. We get drunk quicker and cheaper. We have no desire to arrange our possessions in alphabetical order. Ever. We've never fancied a cartoon character or the central figure in a computer game. It does not enhance our social standing to understand the inner workings of a 'ruck' (or any other football thing). But we look incredibly cool if we do. We never recognize ourselves in aspects of Mr. Bean. Ever. We don't look like a frog in a blender when dancing.

jhitchco Joined Sun 09/02/07 Posts: 463	Wed 02/27/08 10:29 AM
true so true

blonderockermom Joined Wed 08/08/07 Posts: 6886	Wed 02/27/08 10:30 AM


dcrdnk Joined Wed 08/15/07 Posts: 5094	Wed 02/27/08 10:34 AM Edited by dcrdnk on Wed 02/27/08 10:35 AM
uhhhh , well yeah , but can ya write yur name in the snow an if ya can , i don't wanna know

HeLixHer Joined Fri 01/18/08 Posts: 2	Wed 02/27/08 10:35 AM
women dont need vibrators if they have the proper man its just a easy way out for them

yellowrose10 Joined Tue 12/11/07 Posts: 52804	Wed 02/27/08 10:36 AM
uhhhh , well yeah , but can ya write yur name in the snow an if ya can , i don't wanna know I think anyone could....just wouldn't be as legible

dcrdnk Joined Wed 08/15/07 Posts: 5094	Wed 02/27/08 10:36 AM
as HARD as I have tried I NEVER can get mine ta vibrate

shelltress Joined Sun 01/06/08 Posts: 127	Wed 02/27/08 10:39 AM
U see u took the words from my lips i love being a woman yay for us

Shaden Joined Sat 09/29/07 Posts: 6118	Wed 02/27/08 10:41 AM


blonderockermom Joined Wed 08/08/07 Posts: 6886	Wed 02/27/08 10:42 AM
uhhhh , well yeah , but can ya write yur name in the snow an if ya can , i don't wanna know never quite had an urge to do that...thank goodness..

dcrdnk Joined Wed 08/15/07 Posts: 5094	Wed 02/27/08 10:48 AM
uhhhh , well yeah , but can ya write yur name in the snow an if ya can , i don't wanna know never quite had an urge to do that...thank goodness.. come on rocker it's fun.

blonderockermom Joined Wed 08/08/07 Posts: 6886	Wed 02/27/08 10:49 AM Edited by blonderockermom on Wed 02/27/08 10:50 AM
uhhhh , well yeah , but can ya write yur name in the snow an if ya can , i don't wanna know never quite had an urge to do that...thank goodness.. come on rocker it's fun. Nope, leave that fun to you DC..