MEN STRIKE BACK!!

How many men doe sit take to opne a beer? None it shuld be opened when she brins it.

Why is a laundromat a really bad place to pick up a woman? Because a woman who can't afford a washing machine will probably never be anbl to support you.

Why do women have smaller feet than men? It's on eof those "evolutionary things" that allows them to stand closer to the sink.

How do you know when a woman is about to say something smart? When she starts a sentence with "A man just told me."

How do you fix a woman's watch? You don't there is a clock on the oven.

Why do men pass gas more than women? Because women can't shut up long enough to build up the required pressure.

If your dog is barking at the back door and your wife is yelling at the front door, who do you let in first? The dog or course. He'll shut up once you let him in.

What's worse than a male chauvinist pig? A woman who won't do what she's told.

I married a Miss Right. I just didn't know her first name was Always.

Scientists have discovered a food that diminishes a woman's sex drive by 99%. It's called a Wedding Cake.

Why do men die before their wives? They want to.

Women will never be equal to men until they can walk down the street with a bald head and a beer gut and still think they are sexy.

In the beginning, God created the earth and rested. Then God created Man and rested. Then God created Woman. Since then, neither God nor Man has rested.

By the way this is purely for the guys enjoyment. I personnly don't appreciate any of it.