> An old, blind cowboy wanders into an all-girl biker bar by mistake.
> He finds his way to a bar stool and orders some coffee.
> After sitting there for a while, he yells to the waiter, 'Hey, you
> wanna hear a blonde joke?'
>
> The bar immediately falls absolutely silent. In a very deep, husky voice,
> the woman next to him says, 'Before you tell that joke, Cowboy, I think it
> is only fair, given that you are blind, that you should know five things:

> 1. The bartender is a blonde girl with a baseball bat.

> 2. The bouncer is a blonde girl.

> 3. I'm a 6-foot tall, 175-pound blonde woman with a black belt in karate.

> 4. The woman sitting next to me is blonde and a professional
weightlifter.

> 5. The lady to your right is blonde and a professional
wrestler.

> 'Now, think about it seriously, Mister. Do you still wanna tell that joke?'
>
> The blind cowboy thinks for a second, shakes his head, and mutters,
> 'No...not if I'm gonna have to explain it five times.'
>