Topic: The Toothbrush Salesman | |
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A man is looking in the classified ads for a job. He notices an advertisement for a toothbrush salesman and figures that that couldn't be such a bad job. So, he calls in, he goes in and they hire him. The next day, he heads out to a neighborhood to make some sales. Five hours later he comes home and says, "Man, I only sold one toothbrush. That's not enough." So the next day he goes to a richer neighborhood, thinking maybe those people would buy more toothbrushes. He ends up selling two toothbrushes. So he goes to his boss for advice and his boss says, "Look, you're a great guy and all, but you gotta come up with a gimmick or something." So, the salesman thinks about it and, later that night, he finally comes up with one. So the next day, he sets up a booth near the subway with a sign that says "Free chips and dip." A guy walks over and puts the chip in the dip and says, "This tastes like sh*t." The salesman replies, "Yeah, I know. Wanna buy a toothbrush?" |
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very funny! Got anymore?
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