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Topic: WWJD
bonniebelle Joined Wed 08/01/07 Posts: 1206	Tue 02/26/08 04:23 PM
A custom Harley yes

shoes4rhon Joined Sat 02/02/08 Posts: 3411	Tue 02/26/08 04:23 PM
A helicopter, or a spaceship I actually have spoken to some folks that think that he was kidnapped by aliens because the bible goes from him being 12 to 30 something ... it was interesting to here thier take on it Some say that Ezekiel may have seen some UFO's. War I never know when you are being serious .. but ..

shoes4rhon Joined Sat 02/02/08 Posts: 3411	Tue 02/26/08 04:24 PM
384 views .. whoot whooot

darkowl1 Joined Sat 01/12/08 Posts: 13060	Tue 02/26/08 04:24 PM
like steve martin says, in the jerk, he'll be pulling a small church

msjkk2020 Joined Sat 12/29/07 Posts: 508	Tue 02/26/08 04:25 PM
Jesus would walk what if he got tired ?? would you give Jesus a piggy back ride? Heck yeah !!!!!!! He's carried me around alot, i sure would. That's the biggest truth I have seen on this site yet....I know he has carried me plenty..

KennethP5206 Joined Wed 03/07/07 Posts: 2082	Tue 02/26/08 04:25 PM
A helicopter, or a spaceship I actually have spoken to some folks that think that he was kidnapped by aliens because the bible goes from him being 12 to 30 something ... it was interesting to here thier take on it If you think about it, it is possible, and does make sense. And I am a christian and have been brought up in a christian church.

WarDriverJ Joined Wed 09/19/07 Posts: 7571	Tue 02/26/08 04:25 PM
A helicopter, or a spaceship I actually have spoken to some folks that think that he was kidnapped by aliens because the bible goes from him being 12 to 30 something ... it was interesting to here thier take on it Some say that Ezekiel may have seen some UFO's. War I never know when you are being serious .. but .. I'm being serious on this one

darkowl1 Joined Sat 01/12/08 Posts: 13060	Tue 02/26/08 04:26 PM
texas chopper

shoes4rhon Joined Sat 02/02/08 Posts: 3411	Tue 02/26/08 04:27 PM
A helicopter, or a spaceship I actually have spoken to some folks that think that he was kidnapped by aliens because the bible goes from him being 12 to 30 something ... it was interesting to here thier take on it Some say that Ezekiel may have seen some UFO's. War I never know when you are being serious .. but .. I'm being serious on this one Okay I thought that you were, I have heard that some say that Jesus was captured by aliens so why Ezekial ??

WarDriverJ Joined Wed 09/19/07 Posts: 7571	Tue 02/26/08 04:28 PM
Ezekiel 1:4 As I looked, behold, a storm wind was coming from the north, a great cloud with fire flashing forth continually and a bright light around it, and in its midst something like glowing metal in the midst of the fire.

darkowl1 Joined Sat 01/12/08 Posts: 13060	Tue 02/26/08 04:28 PM Edited by darkowl1 on Tue 02/26/08 04:29 PM
cause he saw the wheel, way up in the middle of the air... the song

shoes4rhon Joined Sat 02/02/08 Posts: 3411	Tue 02/26/08 04:30 PM
Ezekiel 1:4 As I looked, behold, a storm wind was coming from the north, a great cloud with fire flashing forth continually and a bright light around it, and in its midst something like glowing metal in the midst of the fire. Interesting .. thank you for sharing that .. now I have something new to ponder ,,

WarDriverJ Joined Wed 09/19/07 Posts: 7571	Tue 02/26/08 04:33 PM Edited by WarDriverJ on Tue 02/26/08 04:33 PM
Ezekiel 1:4 As I looked, behold, a storm wind was coming from the north, a great cloud with fire flashing forth continually and a bright light around it, and in its midst something like glowing metal in the midst of the fire. Interesting .. thank you for sharing that .. now I have something new to ponder ,, I've heard of this long time ago and there is even a painting from the 15th century with a UFO in it. http://www.dudeman.net/siriusly/ufo/art/madona2.jpg

shoes4rhon Joined Sat 02/02/08 Posts: 3411	Tue 02/26/08 04:40 PM
that is amazing I love the painting ..

michiganman3 Joined Mon 10/29/07 Posts: 14521	Tue 02/26/08 06:16 PM
One theory is that Jesus would tool around in an old Plymouth because the Bible says, "God drove Adam and Eve out of the Garden of Eden in a Fury." But in Psalm 83, the Almighty clearly owns a Pontiac and a Geo. The passage urges the Lord to, "pursue your enemies with your Tempest and terrify them with your Storm." - Psalm 83:15 Perhaps, God favors Dodge pickup trucks, because Moses' followers are warned not to go up a mountain "until the Ram's horn sounds a long blast." - Exodus 19:13 Some scholars insist that Jesus drove a Honda, but didn't like to talk about it. As proof, they cite a verse in St. John's Gospel where Christ tells the crowd, "For I did not speak of my own Accord..." - John 12:49 Meanwhile, Moses rode an old British motorcycle, as evidenced by a Bible passage declaring that "the roar of Moses' Triumph is heard in the hills." and, following the Master's lead, the Apostles car-pooled in a Honda "The Apostles were in one Accord." !!!! - Acts 5:12 Maybe He drove a Jeep: "But take care that this Liberty of yours does not somehow become a stumbling block to the weak." 1 Corint 8:9 Then again, "the head of John the Baptist was brought to King Herod in a CHARGER." - Mark 6:25 However, the answer I like the best was "Obviously, God drives a Plymouth, because, "Hell hath no Fury. . ."" I love copy and paste.

shoes4rhon Joined Sat 02/02/08 Posts: 3411	Tue 02/26/08 06:17 PM
That was awesome thank you ...

michiganman3 Joined Mon 10/29/07 Posts: 14521	Tue 02/26/08 06:26 PM
Just google "What would Jesus Drive" and you will find all kinds of variations. My plastic Jesus on the dash faces away from me because I need him to watch traffic.

anoasis Joined Mon 06/18/07 Posts: 1371	Tue 02/26/08 06:50 PM Edited by anoasis on Tue 02/26/08 06:52 PM
What would jesus do...................... For A Klondike bar! Couldn't jesus just make one out of milk or something- e.g. water to wine? And I agree with those who said that he would walk... if he got tired he would just stop and rest. I mean he's not in any hurry right? He'll be mobbed with reporters anyway...