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Neighbour 1: "Hi, there, new neighbour, it sure is a nice day to be moving"
New Neighbour: "Yes, it is and people around here seem extremely friendly" Neighbour 1: "So what is it you do for a living?" New Neighbour: "I am a professor at the University, I teach deductive reasoning" Neighbour 1: "Deductive reasoning, what is that?" New Neighbour: "Let me give you and example. I see you have a dog house out back. By that I deduce that you have a dog." Neighbour 1: "That is right" New Neighbour: "The fact that you have a dog, Leads me to deduce that you have a family." Neighbour 1: "Right again" New Neighbour: "Since you have a family I deduce that you have a wife" Neighbour 1: "Correct" New Neighbour: "And since you have a wife, I can deduce that you are heterosexual" Neighbor 1: "Yup" New Neighbor: "That is deductive reasoning" Neighbor 1: "Cool" Later that same day... Neighbour 1: "Hey, I was talking to that new guy who moved in next door" Neighbour 2: "Is he a nice guy?" Neighbour 1: "Yes, and he has an interesting job" Neighbour 2: "Oh, yeah what does he do?" Neighbour 1: "He is a professor of deductive reasoning at the University" Neighbour 2: "Deductive reasoning, what is that" Neighbour 1: "Let me give you an example. Do you have a dog house?" Neighbour 2: "No" Neighbour 1: "Fag!"  
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Now that is funny as hell!
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lmao
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