A man moved into a nudist colony. He received a letter from his grandmother asking him to send her a current photo of himself in his
new location. Too embarrassed to let her know that he lives in a nudist colony, he cut a photo in half, but accidentally sent the bottom half of the photo. He was really worried when he realized that he sent the wrong half, but then remembered how bad his grandmother's eyesight was, and hoped she wouldn't notice.

A few weeks later he received a letter from his grandmother.

It said, "Thank you for the picture. You should Change your hair style..... it makes your nose look too short.

Love, Grandma"