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James1234567's photo
Sun 02/24/08 04:12 PM
if you cant be good, be careful drinker

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Sun 02/24/08 04:15 PM
If you can't beat them, arrange to have them beaten.

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Sun 02/24/08 04:15 PM
If you can't convince them, confuse them.

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Sun 02/24/08 04:16 PM
The trouble with born-again Christians is that they are an even bigger pain the second time around.

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Sun 02/24/08 04:16 PM
Today is the first day of(yada,yada)...

James1234567's photo
Sun 02/24/08 04:17 PM
frown thats not funny

AaronzDad's photo
Sun 02/24/08 04:18 PM

If today is the first day of the rest of my life...

Then what the hell was yesterday?!?!

huh

James1234567's photo
Sun 02/24/08 04:18 PM
hello nambi:smile:

ChevyLover's photo
Sun 02/24/08 04:20 PM
If you can't dazzle them with brilliance/baffle them with BS LOL

AaronzDad's photo
Sun 02/24/08 04:22 PM
Always look before you leap but remember he who hesitates is lost.


James1234567's photo
Sun 02/24/08 04:30 PM

dont let the bed bugs bite

AaronzDad's photo
Sun 02/24/08 04:31 PM

You can't have everything!


Where would you put it?


AaronzDad's photo
Sun 02/24/08 04:41 PM

There's nothing more expensive than a woman who is free for the evening.


James1234567's photo
Sun 02/24/08 04:42 PM


you got that right

caamken's photo
Sun 02/24/08 04:46 PM
remember when confronting a grizzly bear you don't have to be the fastest .............just faster than the slowest person

James1234567's photo
Sun 02/24/08 04:52 PM


i hope i never confront a grizzly bear or any other bear

hikerchick's photo
Sun 02/24/08 05:03 PM



i hope i never confront a grizzly bear or any other bear


The Montana State Dept of Fish and Wildlife is advising golfers to take extra
precautions and be on the alert for grizzly bears while playing on Gallatin, Helena,
and Lewis and Clark National Golf Courses. They advise golfers to wear noise
producing devices such as little bells on their clothing to alert, but not to
startle the bears unexpectedly. They also advise you to carry pepper spray in
the case of an encounter with a grizzly bear. It is also a good idea to watch for
signs of bear activity.

Golfers should be able to recognize the difference between black bear and
grizzly bear droppings on the golf course. Black bear droppings are smaller and
contain berries and possibly squirrel fur. Grizzly bear droppings have bells,
golf gloves and sunglasses in them and smell like pepper spray.

caamken's photo
Sun 02/24/08 05:05 PM




i hope i never confront a grizzly bear or any other bear


The Montana State Dept of Fish and Wildlife is advising golfers to take extra
precautions and be on the alert for grizzly bears while playing on Gallatin, Helena,
and Lewis and Clark National Golf Courses. They advise golfers to wear noise
producing devices such as little bells on their clothing to alert, but not to
startle the bears unexpectedly. They also advise you to carry pepper spray in
the case of an encounter with a grizzly bear. It is also a good idea to watch for
signs of bear activity.

Golfers should be able to recognize the difference between black bear and
grizzly bear droppings on the golf course. Black bear droppings are smaller and
contain berries and possibly squirrel fur. Grizzly bear droppings have bells,
golf gloves and sunglasses in them and smell like pepper spray.

laugh laugh laugh laugh

AaronzDad's photo
Sun 02/24/08 05:12 PM

Quitters never win and don't throw good money after bad.


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