if you cant be good, be careful

If you can't beat them, arrange to have them beaten.

If you can't convince them, confuse them.

The trouble with born-again Christians is that they are an even bigger pain the second time around.

Today is the first day of(yada,yada)...

thats not funny

If today is the first day of the rest of my life...

Then what the hell was yesterday?!?!

hello nambi

If you can't dazzle them with brilliance/baffle them with BS LOL

Always look before you leap but remember he who hesitates is lost.

dont let the bed bugs bite

You can't have everything!


Where would you put it?

There's nothing more expensive than a woman who is free for the evening.

you got that right

remember when confronting a grizzly bear you don't have to be the fastest .............just faster than the slowest person

i hope i never confront a grizzly bear or any other bear

The Montana State Dept of Fish and Wildlife is advising golfers to take extra
precautions and be on the alert for grizzly bears while playing on Gallatin, Helena,
and Lewis and Clark National Golf Courses. They advise golfers to wear noise
producing devices such as little bells on their clothing to alert, but not to
startle the bears unexpectedly. They also advise you to carry pepper spray in
the case of an encounter with a grizzly bear. It is also a good idea to watch for
signs of bear activity.

Golfers should be able to recognize the difference between black bear and
grizzly bear droppings on the golf course. Black bear droppings are smaller and
contain berries and possibly squirrel fur. Grizzly bear droppings have bells,
golf gloves and sunglasses in them and smell like pepper spray.

Quitters never win and don't throw good money after bad.