Do the Humpty hump do the Humpty Hump

lmfao

omg stop i'm gonna wet my pants

I got sunshine and plastic cover's on my bed when it's cold

Out side i got stain's on my sheet's



They are playing his song again

I think Tx done peed herself just hope she was not in bed

no not yet but i might if ya'll keep this up

hope not

of course i've been laughing my azz off at that all night

ewwwwwwwwwww, y'all had to point that out didn't you

All right!
Stop whatcha doin'
'cause I'm about to ruin
the image and the style that ya used to.
I look funny
but yo I'm makin' money see
so yo world I hope you're ready for me.
Now gather round
I'm the new fool in town
and my sound's laid down by the Underground.
I drink up all the Hennessey ya got on ya shelf
so just let me introduce myself
My name is Humpty, pronounced with a Umpty.
Yo ladies, oh how I like to hump thee.
And all the rappers in the top ten--please allow me to bump thee.I am the mattress king of stain's
I'm steppin' tall, y'all,
and just like Humpty Dumpty
you're gonna fall when the stereos pump me.
I like to rhyme,
I like my beats funky,
I'm spunky. I like my oatmeal lumpy.
I'm sick wit dis, straight gangsta mack
but sometimes I get ridiculous in my bed
I'll eat up all your crackers and your licorice
hey yo fat girl, c'mere--are ya ticklish?
Yeah, I called ya fat.
Look at me, I'm skinny
It never stopped me from gettin' busy
I'm a freak in my bed
I like the girls with the boom but i just get my bed
I once got busy in a Burger King bathroom
I'm crazy.it was a mess to clean up
Allow me to amaze thee.
They say I'm ugly but it just don't faze me.because my bed loves me
I'm still ain't gettin' in the girls' pants but my bed is fine
and I even got my own dance in my bed
{Chorus:}
The Humpty Dance is your chance to do the hump in your bed
Do the Humpty Hump, come on and do the Humpty Hump in my bed
Do the Humpty Hump, just watch me do the Humpty Hump to my bed
Do ya know what I'm doin', doin' the Humpty Hump to my bed
Do the Humpty Hump, do the Humpty Hump in my bed
Verse Two:
People say "Yo, Humpty, you're really funny lookin'"
that's all right 'cause I get things cookin'making my bed stains
Ya stare, ya glare, ya constantly try to compare me
but ya can't get near me when i am in my bed room
I give 'em more, see, and on the floor, B,
all the girls they adore me not but my bed does
Oh yes, ladies, I'm really bein' sincere
'cause in a 69 my humpty nose will tickle ya rear.
My nose is big, uh-uh I'm not ashamed
Big like a pickle, I'm still gettin' paid
I get laid by the ladies, ya know I'm in charge,
both how I'm livin' and my nose is large
I get stoopid, I shoot an arrow like Cupid,by myself in my bed
I use a word that don't mean nothin', like looptid
I sang on Doowhutchalike, and if ya missed it,
I'm the one who said just grab 'em in the biscuits
Also told ya that I like to bite
Well, yeah, I guess it's obvious, I also like to write.
All ya had to do was give Humpty a chance
and now I'm gonna do my dance.In my bed
{Chorus}
Breakdown:
Oh, yeah, that's the break, y'all
Let me hear a little bit of that bass groove right here
Oh, yeah!
Now that I told ya a little bit about myself
let me tell ya a little bit about this dance
It's real easy to do--check it out i did it by myself
Verse Three:
First I limp to the side like my leg was broken
Shakin' and twitchin' kinda like I was smokin'
Crazy wack funky when i did this post
People say ya look like M.C. Hammer on crack, Humpty
That's all right 'cause my body's in motion
It's supposed to look like a fit or a convulsion
Anyone can play this game but not like me
This is my dance, y'all, Humpty Hump's my name
No two people will do it the same but i do it alone
Ya got it down when ya appear to be in pain
Humpin', funkin', jumpin',in my bed by myself
jig around, shakin' ya rump,
and when the dude a chump pump points a finger like a stump
tell him step off, I'm doin' the Hump.
{Chorus}
Black people, do the Humpty Hump, do the Humpty Hump on the bed
White people, do the Humpty Hump, do the Humpty Hump on the bed
Puerto Ricans, do the Humpty Hump, just keep on doin' the hump
Samoans, do the Humpty Hump, do the Humpty Hump on the bed
Let's get stoopid!on the bed
{Chorus}
Oh, yeah, come on and break it down
Outro:
Once again, the Underground is in the house
I'd like to send a shout out to the whole world,
keep on doin' the Humpty Dance,
and to the ladies,don't want to be in my bed
peace and humptiness forever in my bed with the stain mark's
{Music and fade}

omfg

ok fox your not playing fair
now i got to go pee

Not the bed


Somebody quick get a bed pan

no not the bed

in the toilet

i haven't peed in the bed in at least a week