Hi Everyone, I read this and laughed my ass off, so wanted to share it
with all of you.

MERRY CHRISTMAS!!! Ev :)



T'WAS the night before Chrismas
and all through the house,
everybody felt ****ty, even the mouse.

Mom at the whorehouse
and Dad smoking grass,
I've just settled down
for a nice piece of ass.

When out on the lawn
I saw a big ****.
I knew in a moment
It must be Saint Nick.

He came down the chimney
like a bat out of hell,
I knew in a moment
the ****er had fell.

He filled all the stockings
with pretzels and beer
and a Big Rubber Dick
for my brother the queer.

He rose up the chimney
with a thunderous fart.
The Son of a Bitch
blew the chimney apart.

He swore and he cursed
as he rode out of sight,
"Piss on you all and
have a Hell of a Night."