An old Italian Mafia Don is dying and he calls for his grandson to approach the
bed. "Lissin a me. I wanna for you to taka my chrome-plated 38-caliber revolver
so you will always remember me."

The grandson smiles weakly and replies; "But grandpa, I really donna lika guns.
Howzabout you leava me you Rolex watch instead?"

Gasping for air the old man answers with a snarl in his voice, "Shuddup an
lissin. Somma day you gonna runna da business. You gonna have a beautifula
wife, lotsa money, a biga home and maybe a couple of bambinos."



After a slight pause to catch his breath he continues; "Somma day you gonna
comma home and maybe find you wife inna bed with another man.

Whadda you gonna
do then ... pointa to you watch and say, "Time's up"?"

I wanna be in the mafia, it's always been a dream of mine!!!