Law of Mechanical Repair:
After your hands become coated with grease, your nose will begin to itch or you will have to pee.

Law of the Workshop:
Any tool, when dropped, will roll to the least accessible corner.

Law of the Telephone:
When you dial a wrong number,you never get a busy signal.

Law of the Alibi:
If you tell the boss, you were late for work because you had a flat tire, the very next morning you will have a flat tire.

Variation Law:
If you change lines (or traffic lanes), the one you were in will start to move faster than the one you are in now
(Works every time)

Bath Theorem:
When the body is fully immersed in water and covered with soap, the telephone rings.

Law of the Result:
When you try to prove to someone that a machine will not work, it will.

Law of Coffee:
As soon as you sit down to a cup of hot coffee, your boss will ask you to do something that will last until the coffee is cold.

Law of Dirty Rugs/Carpets:
The chances of an open-faced jelly sandwich of landing face down on a floor covering are directly correlated to the newness and cost of the carpet/rug.

Wilson's Law:
As soon as you find a product that you really like, they will stop making it

funny

haha thats good

hehehe good one

LOL...and true too

I'm a mechanic, so the first one is dead on!!