| Topic: Dear diary......omg another diary!!! - part 31 | |
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      Stop scaring people!  
    
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        I didnt mean to 
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      It's ok drinking will solve alllllll your problems!   
            
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          Or the mattress boy          
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          poor bed 
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      Dear diary........did you know that in Japan, wedding cakes are generally photo ops.  Newlyweds "cut" a fake cake by inserting a knife into a slot, smile for the camera and then discard the cake!! 
      
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      really 
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      and did you know that down south.......okra has been used to increase a cow's milk yield, stanch bleeding, clean metal and even unstop drains???? 
     
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      Why would you do that??
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     and did you know that down south.......okra has been used to increase a cow's milk yield, stanch bleeding, clean metal and even unstop drains????    
  
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      Why would you do that??
      
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      Dear Diary
 
  Did you know I didn't find myself or Gypsy anything?  | 
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     Dear Diary Did you know I didn't find myself or Gypsy anything?         
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      war YOU BETTER GO BACK OUT THERE AND BUY US SOMETHING!!! 
            
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     Dear Diary Did you know I didn't find myself or Gypsy anything?         
Damn it stop telling everyone.   
I did get a bunch of cologne though, this place was going out of business. *Smells self* Oh yeah! Now the babes should be at the door any minute now!  | 
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      wHAT Kind of smelly stuff???? Name brands please...... 
    
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      oh , this outta be good for the asthma.....
 
  WHAT WHERE YOU THINKING !!!!       
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     oh , this outta be good for the asthma..... WHAT WHERE YOU THINKING !!!!       
      
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DD I think I will BBQ some bambi burgers tonight.     
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