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Topic: Let's try something new
plp Joined Mon 05/07/07 Posts: 589	Fri 02/22/08 07:48 PM
Instead of copying and pasting jokes, let's try making them uo. I will start first. What happens when cross an egg and a muffin? You get a egg muffin.

PATSFAN Joined Mon 12/10/07 Posts: 42782	Fri 02/22/08 07:49 PM


erowid1 Joined Wed 02/06/08 Posts: 1029	Fri 02/22/08 07:51 PM
Instead of copying and pasting jokes, let's try making them uo. I will start first. What happens when cross an egg and a muffin? You get a egg muffin.

MariaMae Joined Fri 02/01/08 Posts: 102	Fri 02/22/08 07:52 PM
heres one i made up when drunk, makes no sense YET I LAUGH HYSTERICALLY when i hear it lol Why did Michaelangleo sit on the elephants back?? CUZ HE WANTED TOO! ROFL Whiskey is a crazy thing ppl

Totage Joined Sat 10/13/07 Posts: 24210	Fri 02/22/08 07:52 PM
Instead of copying and pasting jokes, let's try making them uo. I will start first. What happens when cross an egg and a muffin? You get a egg muffin. no, you get a muff egg

plp Joined Mon 05/07/07 Posts: 589	Fri 02/22/08 07:53 PM
Good job.Keep em coming.

Totage Joined Sat 10/13/07 Posts: 24210	Fri 02/22/08 07:53 PM
heres one i made up when drunk, makes no sense YET I LAUGH HYSTERICALLY when i hear it lol Why did Michaelangleo sit on the elephants back?? CUZ HE WANTED TOO! ROFL Whiskey is a crazy thing ppl I must be drunk then.

MariaMae Joined Fri 02/01/08 Posts: 102	Fri 02/22/08 07:55 PM
heres one i made up when drunk, makes no sense YET I LAUGH HYSTERICALLY when i hear it lol Why did Michaelangleo sit on the elephants back?? CUZ HE WANTED TOO! ROFL Whiskey is a crazy thing ppl I must be drunk then. hehe I know , right?!

DeathsTreaty Joined Wed 01/09/08 Posts: 14622	Fri 02/22/08 07:55 PM
Im a Dark humor type, is that ok in this topic?

GregHeartsYou Joined Sun 11/11/07 Posts: 375	Fri 02/22/08 07:58 PM
Erowid1's post made me laugh, not sure if it was really a joke though.

EtherealEmbers Joined Sun 02/03/08 Posts: 6580	Fri 02/22/08 07:59 PM
I haven't laughed yet.. I've got nothin' to say...

GregHeartsYou Joined Sun 11/11/07 Posts: 375	Fri 02/22/08 08:01 PM
I haven't laughed yet.. I've got nothin' to say... Seriously? I busted out hard reading Erowid1's, like I could honestly see someone telling me that joke, and me seriously making that WTF face.

MariaMae Joined Fri 02/01/08 Posts: 102	Fri 02/22/08 08:01 PM
DONT BRING US DOWN WE ARE HAPPY IN OUR RUBBER ROOMS!!!

silverspring_us Joined Sat 12/22/07 Posts: 2	Fri 02/22/08 08:03 PM
hahahahahahha ,....hahhhahaahhahahhaha...hahahahhha.....

CyPoet Joined Fri 01/11/08 Posts: 12494	Fri 02/22/08 08:10 PM
Roses are red Violets are blue This thread is sad As Cindy-Lou~Who

Totage Joined Sat 10/13/07 Posts: 24210	Fri 02/22/08 08:13 PM
heres one i made up when drunk, makes no sense YET I LAUGH HYSTERICALLY when i hear it lol Why did Michaelangleo sit on the elephants back?? CUZ HE WANTED TOO! ROFL Whiskey is a crazy thing ppl I must be drunk then. hehe I know , right?!

EtherealEmbers Joined Sun 02/03/08 Posts: 6580	Fri 02/22/08 08:31 PM
I haven't laughed yet.. I've got nothin' to say... Seriously? I busted out hard reading Erowid1's, like I could honestly see someone telling me that joke, and me seriously making that WTF face. I made that type of face myself when I read the original post... but I didn't even smile at any of the stuff in this post.. I must be too sober

celticpride0280 Joined Sat 12/01/07 Posts: 539	Fri 02/22/08 08:36 PM
What do you call an anorexic with yeast infection?.... ... a Quarter pounder with cheese

EtherealEmbers Joined Sun 02/03/08 Posts: 6580	Fri 02/22/08 08:46 PM
What do you call an anorexic with yeast infection?.... ... a Quarter pounder with cheese Where's the trash can.. I think I'm gonna be sick