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Edited by
lcjw
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Fri 02/22/08 02:10 PM
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If you were a booger I'd pick you first.
Do these look real? You know, sweetie, my lips won't just kiss themselves... I lost my teddy bear. Will you sleep with me? I may not be Wilma, but I can sure make your bedrock. |
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You look very becoming in that dress, then again, if I was on you I'd be coming too;^]
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You know what would lood good on you? Me.
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If you were a booger I'd pick you first. Do these look real? You know, sweetie, my lips won't just kiss themselves... I lost my teddy bear. Will you sleep with me? I may not be Wilma, but I can sure make your bedrock. |
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You look very becoming in that dress, then again, if I was on you I'd be coming too;^] |
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If you were a booger I'd pick you first. Do these look real? You know, sweetie, my lips won't just kiss themselves... I lost my teddy bear. Will you sleep with me? I may not be Wilma, but I can sure make your bedrock. Glad you like them! |
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Hi, my name is Milk. I'll do your body good
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You know what would look good on you? Me. On top of the cover's or underneath of them |
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Excuse me stranger..............I locked my keys in my car.................can you help me out????
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Edited by
FreshMountainAir
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Fri 02/22/08 02:18 PM
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Covers aren't necessary!
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I HAD A MAN SAY TO ME ONCE "I'D EAT A MILE OF YOUR SH*T TO SEE WHERE IT CAME FROM. SORRY, JUST REPEATING... |
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Hi, my name is Milk. I'll do your body good How about this one Hello my name is ##### you look beautiful and i would Like to talk to you sometime as i say this looking Only at your Eye's |
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Excuse me stranger..............I locked my keys in my car.................can you help me out???? |
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IF I told you , you had a beautiful body, would you hold it against me ??.. for very long ??...
And yes ... a WOMAN told me that one ... |
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Covers aren't necessary! |
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IF I told you , you had a beautiful body, would you hold it against me ??.. for very long ??... And yes ... a WOMAN told me that one ... |
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Hi, my name is Milk. I'll do your body good How about this one Hello my name is ##### you look beautiful and i would Like to talk to you sometime as i say this looking Only at your Eye's Baby you could say anything you want while looking in my eyes and it will work for me.... |
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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KGrQj8mJrtg
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Excuse me stranger..............I locked my keys in my car.................can you help me out???? It might not be a pick up line.............but I´ll pick ya up after |
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IF I told you , you had a beautiful body, would you hold it against me ??.. for very long ??... And yes ... a WOMAN told me that one ... OK no laughing ... she told me that as I was coming OFF the hockey rink, while playing in Florida , AND she was the one in the bathing suit ... so yeah I did .. picked up HUGE HUG , all sweaty |
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