You believe every dog is a lap dog.
If you are cold, you put a sweater on your dog.
You have a picture of your dog in your wallet, but not one of your kids.
You often claim that it was love at first sight with you and your dog.
You have your dog talk to your friends on the phone.
You can't fully enjoy yourself without your dog.
No matter how large your bed is, it is not large enough for you and your dog(s).
You spend more on clothes and food for your dog than you do for yourself.
You have no reservations about kissing your dog on the lips, even when you know where his lips have been.
You believe it is your duty to talk to, pat, and even feed every dog in the neighborhood and you know their names.
You let the neighbor dog sleep over.
You believe there is no such thing as a naughty dog.
Your vet and grooming bills exceed your rent.
When you need someone to talk to, your dog is your first choice.
You sit on the floor if the dog got in the chair first.
You talk to your dog when you are driving and he answers.
Your dog taught you to fetch and roll over.

So?? Who owns who in your household??

my dogs

why i have no pet

hehehehe

I'm sooo busted

I'm owned!

awwwww.....so sad.....lol

I'm definitely owned by my 3...lol

i'm owned sorta.. my dogs insist to become "cave dwellers" and get under the blankets after i'm completely comfortable and don't wanna move... but i do and still let them in

could you show us


sorry my bad

my bad my bad

so sorry

but ya gotta admit it was funny

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