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Topic: JSH Family.
EarthSprite Joined Mon 04/02/07 Posts: 12114	Mon 03/03/08 05:44 PM
Up-erdoodles... Ya seen dat Water?... He wuz gonna get us some spooge and I tink dat he fell inter luuuv wit da new goats...

FETTS61 Joined Sat 08/18/07 Posts: 31425	Mon 03/03/08 05:48 PM
HAYHAY GRANNY THE DEMENTED UNCLE HAS RETURNED

EarthSprite Joined Mon 04/02/07 Posts: 12114	Mon 03/03/08 05:55 PM
Sahhh sahhh... Speakin of hay...if'n I was 20 years younger I'd be takin' ya ta find sum...

Unknow Joined Sat 12/15/07 Posts: 41170	Mon 03/03/08 08:28 PM
Dang it all the damn goat ran off agin. Cuz, I left ya some spooge under the cushion of da couch. And granny if yer arund I got some fresh spooge for ya now

Pata Joined Sat 07/07/07 Posts: 23705	Mon 03/03/08 08:46 PM
I´ll just sop up dis here spooge wit one of my bisquits.

Unknow Joined Sat 12/15/07 Posts: 41170	Mon 03/03/08 08:50 PM
I'll let ya have a few puffs offa my cigar afta ya finish with da spooge

EarthSprite Joined Mon 04/02/07 Posts: 12114	Mon 03/03/08 09:57 PM
Dang...Dem Monday night bingos just taint got no oomp... Did somebuddy holler spoooooge??...

Unknow Joined Sat 12/15/07 Posts: 41170	Tue 03/04/08 04:19 AM
Lissun up family. I is got ta be goin to work now so I am leavin da spooge in da ice box. Granny yer teeth are in da junk drawer and cuz yer fifth is that spot only you and I be knowin. I want you all spiffied up when I git home because I might be bringun a guest

rara777 Joined Thu 10/18/07 Posts: 61408	Tue 03/04/08 04:40 AM Edited by rara777 on Tue 03/04/08 04:41 AM
Mornin` Ya`ll. Hopes ya`ll gottzz yo shaitt 2gether dis mornin`. Jus wnt 2 da store an gotted some ceeeegars , hooch , and some spooge. Love ya`ll so mucch , that I steppedded in goat apples 2 hook ya`ll up. Dammmmmmmnnnnnn sur hope ya`ll enjoyzzzzzzzz Later........Gators Sprite sittin der las nite yellin bingo when sheeeeee didn`t have shaittttt, just to gettt the callers attention.

Pata Joined Sat 07/07/07 Posts: 23705	Tue 03/04/08 07:57 AM
rara.............ya do know how to make a lady happy I got grannys panties on my head, spooge all over my dress. But I got my fifth and my ceeeeeeeeegar cuz waters............bring ya friend fo dinner.........still got some of dem pickled pigs feet and grits

EarthSprite Joined Mon 04/02/07 Posts: 12114	Tue 03/04/08 08:47 AM Edited by EarthSprite on Tue 03/04/08 09:17 AM
Rara darlin'..dis ol' gal gotta get it where she can get it... Dang gurl..ya'll took ma last pair a clean bloomers...And dey wuz my good luk uns too... Any one up fer da squirell and gravy tanight?.. How about some Poorboyz..

Mikey117 Joined Mon 11/20/06 Posts: 23736	Tue 03/04/08 09:10 AM
Earth, can we be cousins, cause in Nebraskie, its legal to kiss your cousin!!!

EarthSprite Joined Mon 04/02/07 Posts: 12114	Tue 03/04/08 09:16 AM
Mikey.. Shaaa shaaa.. On dis here farm we all be Kissin' sometins... <---grannys' puckerin' up...

EarthSprite Joined Mon 04/02/07 Posts: 12114	Tue 03/04/08 05:02 PM
Well dang... Been puckered up all day and taint no one come a callin'... Gonna save dem puckers fer sumbuddy specal den...

Pata Joined Sat 07/07/07 Posts: 23705	Tue 03/04/08 05:38 PM
Here ya panties grams...................just gib me dem dirty ones.....................ITS ALL THE SAME Did cuz mikey come up town and not give dis girl a holla?????

EarthSprite Joined Mon 04/02/07 Posts: 12114	Wed 03/05/08 10:31 AM
Hey All... Where's all ma babies??... Gurl, I done tolt ya ta give up on dat Mikey....He got his self a new gal...Of da blow~up kind... He said he done really like her as she ain't a sasser...

Mikey117 Joined Mon 11/20/06 Posts: 23736	Wed 03/05/08 10:36 AM
Miss Sprite its to the Woodshed for you, ya gonna get a tanning u will NEVER forget!!!

EarthSprite Joined Mon 04/02/07 Posts: 12114	Wed 03/05/08 10:49 AM
Boy..!!!.. You best be showin' sum respect ta ya elders now..... I gonna be openin' a can of sumthin' and layin' a world a hurtin' on ya.... Soons as I gets outta dis here chair an find my walkin' stick...

Mikey117 Joined Mon 11/20/06 Posts: 23736	Wed 03/05/08 10:50 AM
Ive got me a STICK!!!!!!!

EarthSprite Joined Mon 04/02/07 Posts: 12114	Wed 03/05/08 10:53 AM
Give it Granny den as I kant seem ta find mine.... And where be ma teeth?... Kan't seem ta find notin' today...I tell ya I'd loose ma head ifn it wern't screwed on as tight...