Topic: How to get ahead
Naugachomp's photo
Thu 02/21/08 04:58 PM
What makes 100%?
Ever wonder about those people who say they are giving more than 100%?
We have all been to those meetings where someone wants over 100%.
How about achieving 103%? Here's a little math that might prove helpful.
What makes life 100%?

If:

A B C D E F G H I J K L M N O P Q R S T U V W X Y Z is represented as:

1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 11 12 13 14 15 16 17 18 19 20 21 22 23 24 25 26.

Then:
H A R D W O R K
8 1 18 4 23 15 18 11 = 98%

K N O W L E D G E
11 14 15 23 12 5 4 7 5 = 96%

But,
A T T I T U D E
1 20 20 9 20 21 4 5 = 100%

and,
B U L L S H I T
2 21 12 12 19 8 9 20 = 103%

So, it stands to reason that hard work and knowledge will get you close,
attitude will get you there, but bull**** will put you over the top.

Last but not least is the 'bottom line'
(in more ways than one !)

A S S K I S S I N G
1 19 19 11 9 19 19 9 14 7 = 118%
and remember, the numbers don't lie!

MirrorMirror's photo
Thu 02/21/08 05:00 PM
bigsmile

PATSFAN's photo
Thu 02/21/08 05:01 PM
:smile:

no photo
Thu 02/21/08 05:05 PM
:smile: GOOD ONE