I had surgery on my shoulder and will be in a sling for several weeks to come. I need some help...I need the following;

A woman to load my 24' pontoon boat and back it in the water
A woman to drive my boat and bring me beer please (I can't do this because my arm in in a sling)
A woman to load the boat back on the trailer and park it (no use of left arm because of sling)
A woman to clean my boat (Damn sling)
A woman to cook italian food
A woman to have sex (must be on top I have a hurt shoulder remember)
A woman to clean house
A woman to do yard work ( the pain I am in)
A woman drive me to the sports bar down the street and pick me up when I'm ready to come home. (can't drive because of the sling)
A woman to drive around Myrtle Beach in a rental mini van picking up and dropping off all of these women.

Hey guys my next post will be on EBAY. I am selling slings for 29.95

Women really dont find this funny.

Maybe she will have a friend, or siser for me.

yeah i dont know if that was supposed to be a joke... but if you were serious your a pig!!!

I'm not a women but I can have JSH take my pen!s

the world is full of men like this too

Pigs need love too

lighten up ladies geez Now I have to clean my desk because of the water I just blew out of my nose.

Busted yourself on the sling sellin'

damn u guys made the women mad

I think he's kidding not many would be this big of a tool...

Maybe he should have shorten the list to Sex, and Food

it sure is!!

yea even if he was kidding it really isnt funny

Perhaps you should of posted this in the joke section...
So you would'nt get attacked so much?

Ok, maybe bringing the Beer, and Cleaning the House

Take my word for it Mrytle... One of these women here is plenty.

Actually I am having fun but the surgery part is all true. All of the rest is true to the extent that I can't do any of those things. Lighten up and smile and like Brian said....Pigs need lovin too

Well, while we're on the subject, I have some laundry to be done....any takers???? anyone???