Is the Walley store like our churches now? I would like to know because I have not been to a church for a long time so maybe you can help me. The reason I am asking is the last time I went it was a little strange. Here let me tell you what happened. It’s the truth too. Cross my heart and hope to lie. That’s serious stuff.

Well I was sitting at home watching that thing that tells us all those lies ,you know. Where all those little people live. I tried to get in their but I am to big. Must be my Arkansas heritage I am part engine too. Well they were saying that all this stuff that comes from across the big pond is no good. That they are selling us bad stuff,man. I agree we need homemade stuff like it used to be. So I was looking around the house to see if I had any of that bad stuff when I needed to use the crapper. I was thinking real hard. Then it came to me. Where did my butt wipe come from. So I looked and it has all kinds of ingredience on it but I found those dreaded words. MADE ACROSS THE BIG POND. Now I knew why I could only use it once. So I gathered up all my 1 time use butt wipe and went to the Walley Store. As I went in this old guy ,I mean old like 150 years old man. He said stop. I said for what I am just returning my defective Butt Wipe. He told me before I could he had to check my bag and scan it. What? You ain’t check’in my bag. He said you can not return anything without me checking your bag and scanning it. So I stood their wondering what has this world come to. I really needed to take this Butt wipe back. So I waited untill the crowds died down. Then I said okay but you need to turn around 1st. I thought if I got to drop my pants to my ankles I am going to have fun. So I dropped my pants and said turn around. All these people started laughing at me. I told them all I wanted to do is return this 1 time use butt wipe. They said yea we should use it twice. I said it is made over across the big pond and this guy said I could not return it untill he scanned and checked my bag. So many people showed up I felt like I was in church we were having a revival or something. Well that’s enough of the story but my question is when you go to church now adazes. Before you can go in do they check and scan your bag before you can go in. Sounds like the Mark of the BEAST to me. That scanning stuff. So what do they do now when you enter church? Thanks you I just do not know what to think.

I have no idea what you are talking about ????

Never gonna get those 5 minutes back..

They dont scan anybody at the churches around here where I live. Is that what your askin ?

Mirror your face .... Whooot you are cute

Sounds like you are still harping on the charity thing from a few days ago? Hard to tell what point you are trying to make.

thank you sweetheart