The Hormone Hostage

The Hormone Hostage knows that there are days in the month when all a man has to do is open his mouth and he takes his life in his own hands! This is a handy guide that should be as common as a driver's license in the wallet of every husband, boyfriend, co-worker or significant other!

13 Things PMS Stands For:

1. Pass My Shotgun



2. Psychotic Mood Shift



3. Perpetual Munching Spree



4. Puffy Mid-Section



5. People Make me Sick



6. Provide Me with Sweets



7. Pardon My Sobbing



8. Pimples May Surface



9. Pass My Sweat pants



10. Pissy Mood Syndrome



11. Plainly; Men Suck



12. Pack My Stuff



and my favorite one

13. Potential Murder Suspect



Pass this on to all of your Hormonal Friends

and

those who might need a good laugh!

...Or men who need a warning.

And remember:

Money talks... but Chocolate SINGS !!!

Good One....lol

My license plates has PMS on them.