A man came home from work and found his three children outside, still in

their pajamas, playing in the mud, with empty food boxes and wrappers strewn


All around the front yard.

The door of his wife's car was open, as was the front door to the house and

there was no sign of the dog.

Proceeding Into the entry, he found an even bigger mess. A lamp had been

Knocked over, and the throw rug was wadded against one wall.

In the front room the TV was loudly blaring a cartoon channel, and the

family room was strewn with toys and various items of clothing.

In the kitchen, dishes filled the sink, breakfast food was spilled on the

counter, the fridge door was open wide, dog food was spilled on the floor, a


broken glass lay under the table, and a small pile of sand was spread by the


back door.

He quickly headed up the stairs, stepping over toys and more piles of

clothes, looking for his wife. He was worried she might be ill, or that

something serious had happened.

He was met with a small trickle of water as it made its way out the bathroom


door.

As he peered inside he found wet towels, scummy soap and more toys strewn

over the floor. Miles of toilet paper lay in a heap and toothpaste had been

smeared over the mirror and walls.

As he rushed to the bedroom, he found his wife still curled up in the bed in


her pajamas, reading a novel.

She looked up at him, smiled, and asked how his day went. He looked at her

bewildered and asked,

'What happened here today?'

She again smiled and answered, 'You know every day when you come home from

work and you ask me what in the world I do all day?'

'Yes,' was his incredulous reply.

She answered, 'Well, today I didn't do it.'

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