Topic: Good & bad news (May offend)
uk1971's photo
Wed 02/20/08 10:21 AM
An old man visits his doctor and after thorough examination the doctor tells him:
"I have good news and bad news, what would you like to hear first?"
"Well, give me the bad news first."
"You have cancer, I estimate that you have about two years left."
"OH NO! That's awefull! In two years my life will be over! What kind of good news could you probably tell me, after this???"
"You also have Alzheimer's. In about three months you are going to forget everything I told you."

bigsmile :tongue:

Amalie's photo
Wed 02/20/08 10:29 AM
aww.that 1 really hits home. my grandma passed away 2 years ago today from cancer and she had Alzheimers.
while I want to laugh I cant. I could go to a comedy club today and not laugh.

thanks for keeping me laughing every other day though!!

nonchalantwendy's photo
Wed 02/20/08 10:29 AM
laugh noway laugh laugh laugh laugh noway