falling for the wrong guy

Your, Wife/Girlfriend....when you give her a microwave for
christmas....!

Vanchau,s rhein of Oppression....challenge me, and I,ll ban you.

ppl that don't learn their lesson the first time

...............Whatever......................................!

People with a Rebellious Streak...........!

lol

lmao @ Rebellious Streak

that's saying it mildly lol

Still say a great she butt wanting to get nibbled.lol

A neck tie for christmas....!

Running out of Champagne on Neaux Years Eve, before Midnite...!

BEING OUT of booze on the Saturday before new years eve and new years
eve is on a SUNDAY and ALL liquor stores are CLOSED on SUNDAY, and IF
you wanted to go to the liquor store, tonight, you CANNOT, cause you
live in the freaking country and your car is in the shop....NOW THAT, my
friends, BITES!!!!!

Nothing says bite me like.....living in Texas

ROTFLMAO no **** right that is my prob..lmao i finished my **** last
night..lmao and can't buy on sundays..LMAO

Yeah....that bites.....!

Nothing bites like having to hold on in the middle of sex while she
answers the phone..... and it's her Mother calling....

LOL

that what answering machines are for

BEING OUT of booze on the Saturday before New Years Eve and New
Years
Eve is on a SUNDAY and ALL liquor stores are CLOSED on SUNDAY, and IF
you wanted to go to the liquor store, tonight, you CANNOT, cause you
live in the freaking country and your car is in the shop....AND, on New
Years Day, you spend time with your family { which DOES NOT bite } and,
AT LAST, someone in the family, feels sorry for you not having a car
because it's in the shop, and they take you to the liquor store and you
get there, ONLY TO DISCOVER the liquor store is closed, because ITS
FREAKING HAPPY NEW YEARS DAY!!!! NOW, THAT, REALLY BITES THE ''BIG
ONE''!

Car Trouble........!