there was this man that travled to every state and who had went in to a
bar in every town, to prove that he was the toughest man in america and
could out drink everybody.

well, when he left the last bar he thought well hell now what do i do, i
proved that i am the toughest man in america and can out drink every
body,

wait, he said, i havent been to alaska yet. so off to alaska he went.

when he arrived he walked into the first bar that he saw. he walked in
and bellowed, i am the toughest man in america and i can out drink any
body.

well, the bartender said, come on over and we will see about all this,
the man walks up to the bar, and the bartender reaches under the bar and
pulls out a bottle that is covered in dust. the the bartender opens the
bottle and pours a shot, the man laughs and says, come on, i'm the
toughest man in america and i can out drink anybody.

the bartender says you sould be careful with this stuff its pretty
strong. the man laughs and says fill up the glass. so, the bartender
does. the man drinks it down in one drink and slams the glass down and
yells, there, now i'm the toughest man in alaska too. the bartender says
wait, you only drank, now you have to prove that you are the toughest
man.

the man says, fine what do you want me to do? the bar tender says, first
you must go and fuck an escimo woman. the man laughs and says done, the
bartender say its not that easy, escimo women arte loyal to their man
and will fight to the death before cheating on their spouse. ok, the man
says. what next?

when you finnish that i want you to go kill the most feared animal in
alaska the polor bear, by this time the man was feeling a little kick
from his drink, he stands up and says, i'll do this and be back in an
hour.

one hour goes by two hours go by on the third hour the door to the bar
flyes open and there stands the man with his clothes all torn to shreads
with blood dripping down on the floor, the man stagers in and says ok,
wheres that woman that you want me to kill.

that was pretty funny keep the jokes comin lol

that was pretty funny keep the jokes comin lol

Good Shots if you ask me.

this was the best joke yet lmao hahaha