Topic: $7.00 Sex
dysFUNctional's photo
Tue 02/19/08 08:59 AM

A Florida couple, both well into their 80s, go to a sex therapist's office.
The doctor asks, 'What can I do for you?'

The man says, 'Will you watch us have sexual intercourse? '
The doctor raises both eyebrows, but he is so amazed that such an elderly couple is asking for sexual advice that he agrees.

When the couple finishes, the doctor says, 'There's absolutely nothing wrong with the way you have intercourse.' He thanks them for coming, wishes them good luck, charges them $50 and says good bye.

The next week, the couple returns and asks the sex therapist to watch again. The sex therapist is a bit puzzled, but agrees. This happens several weeks in a row. The couple makes an appointment, has intercourse with no problems, pays the
doctor, then leave.

Finally, after 3 months of this routine, the doctor says, 'I'm sorry, but I have to ask. Just what are you trying to find out?'

The man says, 'We're not trying to find out anything. She's married and we can't go to her house. I'm married and we can't go to my house. The Holiday Inn charges $98. The Hilton charges $139. We do it here for $50, and I get $43 back from Medicare.'

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MirrorMirror's photo
Tue 02/19/08 09:02 AM
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Tue 02/19/08 09:03 AM
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Tue 02/19/08 09:15 AM
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Tue 02/19/08 09:16 AM
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Tue 02/19/08 09:18 AM
Finally, something to look forward to when we get old!

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Tue 02/19/08 10:55 AM

Finally, something to look forward to when we get old!



Very Good! But it's starting to hit home and that's sad!!!


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