An old man went to see his Doctor and the Doctor asked the old man how was he feeling?
The old man replied “ Doc I’ve never felt better, I’m 95 years old, I have a beautiful 25 year old wife that is about to have my son. What do you think about that Doc?”
“That’s great” the Doctor said.
The Doctor then continued “Let me tell you a story about a friend of mine that loves to go beaver hunting every fall.
One morning my friend was leaving the house to go hunting, but in his hast he accidentally grabbed his umbrella instead of his rifle on his was out the door.
After about an hour at the lake, he spotted a beaver and decided to take the shot. He raised the umbrella up level and pulled the trigger and POW the beaver fell over dead.”

The Doctor asked the old man “What do you think about that.”

After some deep thought the old man replied “Doc I think someone else had to have shot that beaver.”
The Doctor replied “My point exactly”