Every 14th of February you get the chance to display your fondness for your wife or girlfriend by showering her with gifts, flowers, dinner, shows and any other baubles that women find romantic.

Secretly...guys feel left out. That's right...left out. There's no special holiday for the ladies to show their appreciation for the men in their lives. Men as a whole are either too proud or just too embarrassed to admit it. This is why a new holiday has been created. March 20th is now officially

"'Steak, Blow job & Shut the F*ck Up Day." Simple, effective and self-explanatory...this holiday has been created so your ladies can have a day to show your man just how much you love him. No cards, no flowers, no flashy gifts, no special nights on the town. The name of the holiday explains it all...just a steak, a BJ, & shut your mouth for the rest of the day! That's it!

This twin pairing of Valentine's Day and "Steak, Blow Job & Shut the F*ck Up Day" will usher in a new age of love as men everywhere will try THAT much harder in February to ensure a more memorable March! It's like a perpetual love machine. The word is already spreading, but as with any new idea, it needs a little push to start the ball rolling. So spread the word, and help bring love and peace to this crazy world.

Good Luck with that ...I'm sure the girls will be knockin down your door...

thought v day was 4 every1

I thought that he could get that any day of the week????

puffins, if you feel that way, want to go out?? lol

Everyone thinks its funny but its actually a real holiday. Might not be as well known as v-day but its still now a holiday. I have had a few different guys that dont know eat other talk about that day.

Kinda like Sept. 18th is national talk like a pirate day.