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~ "Honey, let's watch Lifetime!" ~ "Sex is overrated." ~ "I don't want to go too far on the first date." ~ "Yes, I did notice your sister's breasts are bigger than yours." ~ "There is nothing I like better than crawling into bed with a good book." ~ "I'm glad I don't have a large penis." ~ "My hips are too big." ~ "Aw, can't we watch Oprah?" ~ "Does this suit make me look fat?" ~ "I'll never get tired listening to Celine Dion." |
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not to mention "Not tonight Dear, I have a headache"...lol!
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