A bartender just opened his bar on his first day and he said " the first customer that comes in, I will name my new bar after them. "

A tall lady walks in and he asks her: " what is your name, I am going to name bar after you, since you are the first customer inside my new bar".

The lady replies" Jill and I have long legs.".

The next day a bum is waiting for the bar to open up, when a cop stops by and ask him" what are you waiting for?

The bum replies:" I am waiting for " Jill's Legs" to open, so can get a drink.