Topic: MEXICAN SMUGGLER
uk1971's photo
Mon 02/18/08 03:07 PM
Juan comes up to the Mexican border on his bicycle. He's got two large bags over his shoulders.
The guard stops him and says,
"What's in the bags?"
"Sand,"
answered Juan.
The guard says,
"We'll just see about that. Get off the bike!"
The guard takes the bags and rips them apart; he empties them out and finds nothing in them but sand.
He detains Juan overnight and has the sand analyzed, only to discover that there is nothing but pure sand in the bags.
The guard releases Juan, puts the sand into new bags, hefts them onto the man's shoulders, and lets him cross the border.
A week later, the same thing happens. The guard asks,
"What have you got?"
"Sand,"
says Juan.
The guard does his thorough examination and discovers that the bags contain nothing but sand. Once again he gives the sand back to Juan and allows him to cross the border on his bicycle.
This sequence of events is repeated every week, for three years. Finally Juan doesn't show up one day and the guard meets him in a Cantina in Mexico City.
"Hey, Buddy,"
says the guard,
"I know you are smuggling something. It's driving me crazy. It's all I think about...........I can't sleep. Just between you and me, what are you smuggling?"
Juan sips his beer and says,
"Bicycles."

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polaritybear's photo
Mon 02/18/08 03:08 PM

Juan comes up to the Mexican border on his bicycle. He's got two large bags over his shoulders.
The guard stops him and says,
"What's in the bags?"
"Sand,"
answered Juan.
The guard says,
"We'll just see about that. Get off the bike!"
The guard takes the bags and rips them apart; he empties them out and finds nothing in them but sand.
He detains Juan overnight and has the sand analyzed, only to discover that there is nothing but pure sand in the bags.
The guard releases Juan, puts the sand into new bags, hefts them onto the man's shoulders, and lets him cross the border.
A week later, the same thing happens. The guard asks,
"What have you got?"
"Sand,"
says Juan.
The guard does his thorough examination and discovers that the bags contain nothing but sand. Once again he gives the sand back to Juan and allows him to cross the border on his bicycle.
This sequence of events is repeated every week, for three years. Finally Juan doesn't show up one day and the guard meets him in a Cantina in Mexico City.
"Hey, Buddy,"
says the guard,
"I know you are smuggling something. It's driving me crazy. It's all I think about...........I can't sleep. Just between you and me, what are you smuggling?"
Juan sips his beer and says,
"Bicycles."

bigsmile glasses


laugh

KAY KAY 's photo
Mon 02/18/08 03:19 PM
laugh

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Mon 02/18/08 03:23 PM
yawn

Mundote's photo
Tue 02/19/08 08:29 AM
Very clever. laugh