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This here call is being recorded and is a legal binding agreement between said caller and said resident of phone number 854-555-1212.
Bill collectors will be charged $3.95 per message left on my answering machine. If you really want to speak with me in person you will be billed at $9.95 per minute. It’s your dime…I’ve got the time! Hang ups will be billed $1.50 per call. (whoo hoo!!! I'm gonna be rich!!) I'm really thinking of putting this on my machine 
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I realy like that one!!!
 
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hilarious!!!
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That would be awesome
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It's going on my phone in ten mins......!!!
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do ya think it will really work???
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How true it is .
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Great idea laura
I jus' normaly tell'm , 1 more call & their name don't go in the hat. 
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Great idea laura I jus' normaly tell'm , 1 more call & their name don't go in the hat. ((((((((((((dcr)))))))))))) how are you babes.... |
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Great idea laura I jus' normaly tell'm , 1 more call & their name don't go in the hat. ((((((((((((dcr)))))))))))) how are you babes.... Doin' well darlin' How 'bout yourself Indn ?? 
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