Perhaps one of the most interesting and colorful words in the English language
today is the word "****". It is the magical word which, just by its sound can
describe pain, pleasure, love, and hate.

In language, "****" falls into many grammatical catagories. It can beused as a
verb both transitive (John ****ed Mary) and intransitive (Mary was ****ed by
John). It can be an action verb (John really gives a ****), a passive verb (Mary
really doesn't give a ****), and adverb (Mary is ****ing interested in John), or as
a noun (Mary is a terrific ****). It can also be used as an interjection (****! I'm
late for my date with Mary). It can even be used as a conjunction (Mary is easy,
**** she's also stupid). As you can see there are very few words with the overall
versitility of the word "****".

Aside from its sexual connotations, this incredible word can be used To describe
many situations:

1)Greetings................"How the **** are ya?"
2)Fraud...................."I got ****ed by the car dealer."
3)Resignation.............."Oh, **** it!"
4)Trouble.................."I guess I'm ****ed now."
5)Aggression..............."**** YOU!"
6)Disgust.................."**** me."
7)Confusion................"What the ****...?"
8)Difficulty..............."I don't understand this ****ing ****!"
9)Despair.................."****ed again..."
10)Pleasure................"I couldn't be any ****ing happier!"
11)Displeasure............."****ing **** man..."
12)Lost...................."Where the **** are we?"
13)Disbelief..............."UN****INGBELIEVABLE!"
14)Retaliation............."Up your ****ing ass!"
15)Denial.................."I didn't ****ing do it, I swear!"
16)Perplexity.............."I know **** about it."
17)Apathy.................."Who really gives a **** anyway?"
18)Suspicion..............."Who the **** are you?"
19)Panic..................."Let's get the **** out of here!"
20)Directions.............."**** off."
21)Incomprehesion.........."How the **** did you do that?"

It can be an anatomical description............."He's a ****ing asshole."
It can be used to tell time....................."Its five ****ing thirty."
It can be used in business.............."How did I wind up with this ****ing
job?"
It can be maternal......................"MOTHER****ER!"
It can be political....................."**** Newt Gingrich!"

Lastly, it has been used by many notable people throughout history:

"What the **** was that?"
--Mayor of Hiroshima--

"Where did all these ****ing Indians come from?"
--General Custer--

"That's not a real ****ing gun."
--John Lennon--

"Where the **** is all this water coming from?"
--Captian of the Titanic--

"Who the ****'s gonna find out?"
--Richard Nixon--

"Heads are going to ****ing roll!"
--Anne Boleyn--

"Any ****ing idiot could understand that."
--Albert Einstein--

"It does so ****ing look like her!"
--Picasso--

"How the **** did I work that out?"
--Pythagoras--

"You want what on the ****ing ceiling?"
--Michaelangelo--

"**** a duck."
--Walt Disney--

"What do you mean why...becuase its ****ing there!"
--Edmund Hilary--

"Don't ****ing light that..."
--Joan of Arc--

"Scattered ****ing showers my ass."
--Noah--

"I need this parade like I need a ****ing hole in my head."
--John F. Kennedy--

"Houston...we've got a big ****ing problem..."
--Crew of Appollo 13--

I'm so sick of that forward zzzzzzz

Nice shoe's

wanna F*ck?

Don't worry! Grumpies this weekend...."f**k, em."

Just playing, but appropriate.

thanks i feel better now

I posted something last night and geesh!

ive got crickets before made me laugh more than the joke i posted...lol

they weren't crotch crickets were they?

never heard of gettin crickets in your crotch sounds interesting though

crotch crickets = the crabs