A woman went to her doctor. The doctor, after an examination, sighed and
> > said, "I've some bad news. You have cancer, and you had best put your
> > affairs in order."
> >
> > The woman was shocked, but managed to compose herself and walk into the
> > waiting room where her daughter had been waiting. "Well daughter, we
> > women celebrate when things are good, and we celebrate when things do not
> > go so well. In this case, things are not well. I have cancer. Let's
> > head to the club and have a martini."
> >
> > After 3 or 4 martinis, the two were feeling a little less somber. There
> > were some laughs and more martinis. They were eventually approached by
> > some of the woman's old friends, who were curious as to what the two were
> > celebrating.
> >
> > The woman told her friends they were drinking to her impending end. "I've
> > been diagnosed with AIDS." The friends were aghast and gave the woman
> > their condolences.
> >
> > After the friends left, the woman's daughter leaned over and whispered,
> > "Momma, I thought you said you were dying of cancer, and you just told
> > your friends you were dying of AIDS."
> >
> > The woman said, "I don't want any of those b*tches sleeping with your
> > father after I'm gone."
> >
> > Now that's putting Your Affairs In Order

that'll work

thats just Great.

I love that one!!! So true about women