getting ready to watch mitch hedberg's special, "Mitch All Together"...anyone feel like joining in?

It's hilarious stuff!

That is prize stuff. I saw him live two times. "This shirt is dryclean only...which means? It's dirty!"

Hahah yeah he kills me.

"The security guard told me I was gonna have to move because I was blocking a fire exit. As if, when there's a fire, I'm not gonna run. If you are flammable and have legs, you are never blocking a fire exit!"

oh- I saw sox and I thought we were talking about Sarbanes Oxley.

Baaahahahaha...how far do you think a discussion of SOx would get before it turned into a political bashing thread?

SOX created lots of work for accountants...I wouldn't complain too much.

I saw a lady on TV, she was born without arms. That's sad, but then they said, "Lola does not know the meaning of the word 'can't'." That, to me, is even worse in a way. Not only is she missing arms, but she doesn't understand simple contractions. It's easy, Lola - you just take two words, put them together, take out the middle letters, put in a comma, and you raise it up!

sorry - i just grew my moustache in so i'm fighting fires tonight

Aaaaaaaahahahaha yeah this is cracking me up. I've seen it a million times but it's still so funny.

"I bought a donut and they gave me a receipt for the donut. I do not need a receipt for a donut...I will give you the money, you give me the donut. End of transaction. I could not imagine a situation where I would have to prove that I bought that donut. To some skeptical friend: "Don't even act like I did not buy that donut, I have the proof right here...oh wait, it's at home...in the file...under "D"...for donut.""

Is that on cable? I only have basic...local channels. I don't get the good stuff. I guess I will miss this one.

jtip, you ever listen to mitch hedberg? I'm guessing you'd enjoy his work. Bippity Boppity Boopity

I don't have a girlfriend. But I do know a woman who'd be mad at me for saying that.

can't say as I have? WHo, what, where?

In the special I'm watching, he said that joke and the crowd erupted in applause. Once they died down he said "alllright, an applause break my infidelity"



Chicka - Mitch Hedberg died a few years ago so he doesn't have any new specials, I'm watching it on my computer. You can download his comedy central specials online. He's so funny.

Jtip - He was a stand up comedian.