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Topic: Dear diary......omg another diary!!! - part 27
LILdiablo11 Joined Sun 02/17/08 Posts: 514	Mon 02/18/08 02:58 PM
OMG!! I typed that and then got an email that says... Honestly I need a wife, I am moved by your beauty can I have your email adress? sorry i just had to send that e-mail lmao No it was from someone I have never talked to before!! Better watch out he might be a Pillow flipper

FreshMountainAir Joined Thu 08/30/07 Posts: 17879	Mon 02/18/08 02:58 PM
Wives R Us????

FreshMountainAir Joined Thu 08/30/07 Posts: 17879	Mon 02/18/08 02:59 PM
Ahhh hell I'm not scared of no pillow flipper!

WarDriverJ Joined Wed 09/19/07 Posts: 7571	Mon 02/18/08 02:59 PM
In Soviet Russia wives come shipped to you!

FreshMountainAir Joined Thu 08/30/07 Posts: 17879	Mon 02/18/08 03:00 PM
I bet the postage on that isn't cheap!

WarDriverJ Joined Wed 09/19/07 Posts: 7571	Mon 02/18/08 03:01 PM
Hope there are air holes in the crate

catchme_ifucan Joined Fri 11/03/06 Posts: 24221	Mon 02/18/08 03:01 PM
Makes Fresh lunch!

WarDriverJ Joined Wed 09/19/07 Posts: 7571	Mon 02/18/08 03:02 PM
Make me dinner while you are at it, plzkthx

LILdiablo11 Joined Sun 02/17/08 Posts: 514	Mon 02/18/08 03:02 PM
Ahhh hell I'm not scared of no pillow flipper!

FreshMountainAir Joined Thu 08/30/07 Posts: 17879	Mon 02/18/08 03:03 PM
Makes Fresh lunch! (((Catch))) Will you be my wife??

WarDriverJ Joined Wed 09/19/07 Posts: 7571	Mon 02/18/08 03:06 PM


FreshMountainAir Joined Thu 08/30/07 Posts: 17879	Mon 02/18/08 03:07 PM
No worries....I am not in it for the sex!

WarDriverJ Joined Wed 09/19/07 Posts: 7571	Mon 02/18/08 03:08 PM
Oh me either, wait that didn't sound right

FreshMountainAir Joined Thu 08/30/07 Posts: 17879	Mon 02/18/08 03:12 PM
So War when do you expect your wife/package to arrive??

FreshMountainAir Joined Thu 08/30/07 Posts: 17879	Mon 02/18/08 03:12 PM
And is she coming C.O.D.???

WarDriverJ Joined Wed 09/19/07 Posts: 7571	Mon 02/18/08 03:13 PM
As soon as I get $5,000

FreshMountainAir Joined Thu 08/30/07 Posts: 17879	Mon 02/18/08 03:18 PM
Well for that price she better at least speak English!!

WarDriverJ Joined Wed 09/19/07 Posts: 7571	Mon 02/18/08 03:20 PM
Cripes I'll just stick to porn and lotion

FreshMountainAir Joined Thu 08/30/07 Posts: 17879	Mon 02/18/08 03:21 PM


WarDriverJ Joined Wed 09/19/07 Posts: 7571	Mon 02/18/08 03:22 PM
Gotta do what I gotta do!