My Mom won't let me go to church without her anymore. She was ill one Sunday a few months ago and I went alone. When I got back home, she noticed my two black eyes and asked me about them. “Well,” I said, “you know that Mrs Clements, the fat lady who sits on the pew in front of us? When we stood up to sing, her dress was caught in her butt crack, so, Knowing she would not want it there, I reached up and pulled it out. SMACK, she turned around and hit me right in the left eye, and that is how I got a black eye.”
Well, what happened to the other eye?” mom asked
“Well, I figured that she must have wanted it there, so, I reached up and stuffed it back in. That"s how I got the other black eye.”

aaahhhh that is terrible

but very funny




hope ya learned your lesson to stay away from the but cracks,lol