One time I had a friend that was in the hospital, and as my ex and I were about to leave I told them to wait just a minute I had to go to the bathroom. So as I go into the bathroom, I thought how disgusting a condom machine in the bathroom at a hospital. Then I thought to myself where are all the urinals. So I saw a stall in the back and I went and peed. As I was finishing my daughter came in and I said Tara what are you doing in the mens bathroom.
She started laughing and said Dad this isn't the mens, this is the womens.
So I looked and that wasn't a condom machine on the wall.

awwwwww...poor guy!

I had the same thing happen to me at walmart.
cept i was still in the stall when someone else came in.
I waited for her to get in, and bolted.

one time in first grade we were standing in a line and i farted and i was like omg champaine i cant belive you did that and moved aside

now thats funny

That is funny