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Topic: The bar is open
liquidcandy Joined Fri 01/11/08 Posts: 583	Sat 02/16/08 10:41 AM
ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhh we are out of toilet paper in the ladies room can someone watch the door while i use the mens room? Stands in front of the door just wide enough to get a quick peek. Ohh i need to hire a bouncer anyone interested? And i need someone to go to the grocery store to get chips pretzels etc.... cant pay them just will pay in alcohol. dont forget toilet paper.ya know once you start drinking and after that first trip to bathroom there are 100 more trips to come.

wildsideof35 Joined Sat 08/04/07 Posts: 2189	Sat 02/16/08 10:43 AM
Heineken Light Please.....make it !!!!

Urg04es Joined Sun 12/02/07 Posts: 1411	Sat 02/16/08 10:43 AM
Smokin in the boys room!!!!!!

hellkitten54 Joined Sun 01/06/08 Posts: 11707	Sat 02/16/08 10:43 AM
I'll take a crown and 7.

romeo1975 Joined Fri 11/02/07 Posts: 7083	Sat 02/16/08 10:43 AM
For you candy, the teepee will keep rolling off just to hear you say you need it. Urges i know if you are singing there will be no more groove for me to groove, after all you could go all night long. I still need a bouncer, i bounce around enough.

Splackavellie Joined Wed 01/02/08 Posts: 89	Sat 02/16/08 10:44 AM
guess i wasnt qualified enough

itsmetina Joined Sun 12/09/07 Posts: 18944	Sat 02/16/08 10:45 AM
more shots hell just give me the bottle and some strawberries and whipped cream

Urg04es Joined Sun 12/02/07 Posts: 1411	Sat 02/16/08 10:45 AM
Get enough tequila in my and I will be the bouncer! LOL! That's why I stick to beer-I am a much happier drunk that way!

liquidcandy Joined Fri 01/11/08 Posts: 583	Sat 02/16/08 10:45 AM
For you candy, the teepee will keep rolling off just to hear you say you need it. Urges i know if you are singing there will be no more groove for me to groove, after all you could go all night long. I still need a bouncer, i bounce around enough. you keep making my drinks this STRONG I WILL BE THE BOUNCER OFF THE DAMN WALLS.

star1972 Joined Sun 01/06/08 Posts: 2323	Sat 02/16/08 10:45 AM
hey barman can i help??

hellkitten54 Joined Sun 01/06/08 Posts: 11707	Sat 02/16/08 10:46 AM
Let's play quarters!! Who wants to play??

liquidcandy Joined Fri 01/11/08 Posts: 583	Sat 02/16/08 10:47 AM
Let's play quarters!! Who wants to play?? IM IN

liquidcandy Joined Fri 01/11/08 Posts: 583	Sat 02/16/08 10:47 AM
CAN WE GET AN ASHTRAY PLEASE

star1972 Joined Sun 01/06/08 Posts: 2323	Sat 02/16/08 10:48 AM
oh romeo, oh romeo, where art thou...... can i have a drink please x

Urg04es Joined Sun 12/02/07 Posts: 1411	Sat 02/16/08 10:49 AM
I roll the quarters off my nose-hit 95% of the time! Woo hoo! Crap-someone just spilled there drink on me-ALCOHOL ABUSE!!!!!!!!!!!!!

liquidcandy Joined Fri 01/11/08 Posts: 583	Sat 02/16/08 10:49 AM
LETS ALL DO A SHOT WHO IS UP FOR IT?

snow4206 Joined Sat 12/30/06 Posts: 1494	Sat 02/16/08 10:49 AM
more shots hell just give me the bottle and some strawberries and whipped cream okay i want to see this plays(ice cream man van halen)

liquidcandy Joined Fri 01/11/08 Posts: 583	Sat 02/16/08 10:50 AM
SPLACK SAID HE IS BUYING

higlander Joined Sun 11/18/07 Posts: 865	Sat 02/16/08 10:50 AM
I want a sex on the beach please. And after that, a cosmopolitan, light on the vodka...I tend to get happy. im her baby you tell me

higlander Joined Sun 11/18/07 Posts: 865	Sat 02/16/08 10:50 AM
I want a sex on the beach please. And after that, a cosmopolitan, light on the vodka...I tend to get happy. im her baby you tell me