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There is this old couple and they have been married for a long time. They hadn't had sex in a while, so the wife goes out and buys some crotchless underwear.
She goes home and puts them on and goes downstairs. Her husband is sitting in the living room watching sports on tv and she goes and sits in front of him, but he tries to look aroung her at the tv. She opens her legs and says, "You want some of this?" The husband replies, "Hell no, look what it did to your underwear." 
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There is this old couple and they have been married for a long time. They hadn't had sex in a while, so the wife goes out and buys some crotchless underwear. She goes home and puts them on and goes downstairs. Her husband is sitting in the living room watching sports on tv and she goes and sits in front of him, but he tries to look aroung her at the tv. She opens her legs and says, "You want some of this?" The husband replies, "Hell no, look what it did to your underwear."  funny as 
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Good one.
Later that week this same old couple is ready to go to sleep so the old man lies on the bed but the old woman lies down on the floor. The old man asks, "Why are you going to sleep on the floor?" The old woman says, "Because I want to feel something hard for a change." |
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