A man and his wife are awakened at 3 o'clock in the
morning by a loud pounding on the door. The man
gets up and goes to the door where a drunken stranger,
standing in the pouring rain, is asking for a push.

"Not a chance," says the husband, "it is three o'clock in the morning!" He slams the door and
returns to bed. "Who was that?" asked his wife.

"Just some drunk guy asking for a push," he
answers.
"Did you help him?" she asks.
"No, I did not, it is three in the morning and it
is
pouring outside!"
"Well, you have a short memory," says his wife.
"Can't you remember about three months ago when we
broke down and those two guys helped us?" "I think
you should help him, and you should be ashamed of
yourself!"

The man does as he is told, gets dressed, and goes
out into the pouring rain. He calls out into the
dark, "Hello, are you still there?"
"Yes," comes back the answer.

"Do you still need a push?" calls out the husband.

"Yes, please!" comes the reply from the dark.
"Where are you?" asks the husband
"Over here on the swing!" replies the drunk

i would of gave him his last push

That's cute