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Topic: The Stuttering Cat (Not for animal lovers)
uk1971 Joined Tue 04/10/07 Posts: 22015	Fri 02/15/08 07:47 PM
A teacher is explaining biology to her 4th grade students. "Human beings are the only animals that stutter", she says. A little girl raises her hand. "I had a kitty-cat who stuttered", she said. The teacher is thinking, 'Yeah, right, whatever...' and says to her, "Tell us about it." "Well", she began, "I was in the back yard with my kitty and the rottweiler who lives next door got a running start and before we knew it, he jumped over the fence into our yard!" "What does that have to do with a stuttering cat?" asked the teacher. The little girl said, "My kitty went 'Fffff, Fffff, Fffff'... and before he could say "F*ck," the rottweiler ate him."

LadyZombie Joined Mon 01/07/08 Posts: 189	Fri 02/15/08 07:48 PM


MeloMule Joined Thu 02/14/08 Posts: 5	Fri 02/15/08 07:48 PM
Completely irrelevant, but cats do " chatter"... it's a hunting call...more or less..

1956deluxe Joined Thu 12/06/07 Posts: 8559	Fri 02/15/08 07:49 PM


kojack Joined Mon 12/25/06 Posts: 16382	Fri 02/15/08 07:51 PM
OLD OLD OLD ANCIENT OLD JOKE but still

shadowdog Joined Fri 10/13/06 Posts: 12773	Fri 02/15/08 07:57 PM
great one, tho-

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