Topic: Straight out of The Handbook to Understanding Women | |
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(1) Fine: This is the word women use to end an argument when they are right and you need to shut up.
(2) Five Minutes: If she is getting dressed, this means a half an hour. Five minutes is only five minutes if you have just been given five more minutes to watch the game before helping around the house. (3) Nothing: This is the calm before the storm. This means something, and you should be on your toes. Arguments that begin with nothing usually end in fine. (4) Go Ahead: This is a dare, not permission Don't Do It! (5) Loud Sigh: This is actually a word, but is a non-verbal statement often misunderstood by men. A loud sigh means she thinks you are an idiot and wonders why she is wasting her time standing here and arguing with you about nothing. (Refer back to # 3 for the meaning of nothing.) (6) That's Okay: This is one of the most dangerous statements a woman can make to a man. That's okay means she wants to think long and hard before deciding how and when you will pay for your mistake. (7) Thanks: A woman is thanking you, do not question, or Faint. Just say you're welcome. (I want to add in a clause here - This is true, unless she says "Thanks a lot" - that is PURE sarcasm and she is not thanking you at all. DO NOT say "you're welcome" ... that will bring on a "whatever"). (8) Whatever: Is a women's way of saying ____ YOU! (9) Don't worry about it, I got it: Another dangerous statement, meaning this is something that a woman has told a man to do several times, but is now doing it herself. This will later result in a man asking "What's wrong?" For the woman's response refer to # 3. |
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If only it was that easy-we could hand out manuals before we even say hello. LOL!
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If only it was that easy-we could hand out manuals before we even say hello. LOL! ![]() or...you could just try communicating like a rational person does ![]() |
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If only it was that easy-we could hand out manuals before we even say hello. LOL! ![]() or...you could just try communicating like a rational person does ![]() Yeah-ok-cause men are so easy to figure out too? LOL! ![]() |
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If only it was that easy-we could hand out manuals before we even say hello. LOL! ![]() or...you could just try communicating like a rational person does ![]() Yeah-ok-cause men are so easy to figure out too? LOL! ![]() Exactly! They need a handbook, too! ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() |
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we're only complicated to you because you play by weird rules!
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