Two elderly men are sitting on a park bench talking. One asks the other how his sex life is. The second man, in his 80's, says these are the best years of my life, I have sex several times a day and I love it! The first man asks what is his secret....the second tells him, it's wheat bread. I eat it all the time and I have more stamina and the most incredible sex I've ever had. So the first man goes to the store and buys 20 loaves of wheat bread and takes it the checkout. The cashier rings it up and says to him...Wow, it'll be hard before you even finish eating all of that bread! He throws his hands up in the air and says "HOW MANY PEOPLE KNOW ABOUT THIS????"

thank you thank you thank you...my first joke posting...usually I forget the punch lines!!!!!

I need some white bread