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hang on i gotta get the peanut butter...keeps steve lickin hehehe Oh no..you didn't tell them about my 9" tongue and I can breath through my ears did you!!?? It's a LIE..it's only 8 1/2 inches!     
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hang on i gotta get the peanut butter...keeps steve lickin hehehe Oh no..you didn't tell them about my 9" tongue and I can breath through my ears did you!!?? It's a LIE..it's only 8 1/2 inches! hell yes i told them....i had to get my new wife and husband to agree to let me keep you as my/our boy toy...now we all get to use and abuse you 
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ok ive recruited my favorite donkey loving midget with the abnormally long tongue lmao pure genius! It is customary in my circles for the entire wedding party to engage in wild uninhibited carnal relations the night before the wedding. Who wants to start? Start!!?? Ummm too late for me (pulling wool out of zipper), what's/who's next??? back away from my goats GOATS!!?? Do they kick??? much????
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ok ive recruited my favorite donkey loving midget with the abnormally long tongue lmao pure genius! It is customary in my circles for the entire wedding party to engage in wild uninhibited carnal relations the night before the wedding. Who wants to start? Start!!?? Ummm too late for me (pulling wool out of zipper), what's/who's next??? back away from my goats GOATS!!?? Do they kick??? much???? like that ever mattered...the fight only excites you~ |
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ok ive recruited my favorite donkey loving midget with the abnormally long tongue lmao pure genius! It is customary in my circles for the entire wedding party to engage in wild uninhibited carnal relations the night before the wedding. Who wants to start? Start!!?? Ummm too late for me (pulling wool out of zipper), what's/who's next??? back away from my goats GOATS!!?? Do they kick??? much???? nah..they are little - pygmies - you just have to make sure you don't bend your head down by the horns, though.. I almost lost an eye that way. |
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hang on i gotta get the peanut butter...keeps steve lickin hehehe Oh no..you didn't tell them about my 9" tongue and I can breath through my ears did you!!?? It's a LIE..it's only 8 1/2 inches! hell yes i told them....i had to get my new wife and husband to agree to let me keep you as my/our boy toy...now we all get to use and abuse you Here's a story Of a lovely lady... |
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ok ive recruited my favorite donkey loving midget with the abnormally long tongue lmao pure genius! It is customary in my circles for the entire wedding party to engage in wild uninhibited carnal relations the night before the wedding. Who wants to start? Start!!?? Ummm too late for me (pulling wool out of zipper), what's/who's next??? back away from my goats GOATS!!?? Do they kick??? much???? like that ever mattered...the fight only excites you~ LOL..well I just have to know if I need to wear the velcro suit like I do with the sheep. ya know we have to practice safe sex with sheep too...we mark all the ones that kick with a red "X".
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OMG...donkey's, goats, midgets....I love you two so much
 
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you know how to have safe sex with a goat that kicks?
you wear knee high rubber boots and shove his back legs in 'em so he can kick ya or run away...  
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Edited by
hikerchick
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Fri 02/15/08 06:24 PM
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you know how to have safe sex with a goat that kicks? you wear knee high rubber boots and shove his back legs in 'em so he can kick ya or run away... you are definitely gonna lose an eye might be worth it though |
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OMG...donkey's, goats, midgets....I love you two so much well where the hell have you been mister!!!??? our best man showed up with his zipper full of wool and i had to pull it out with my teeth!!!! hiker has been in the coat closet with suz all damn night....im so stressed
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OMG...donkey's, goats, midgets....I love you two so much and we love you too
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Here's a story Of a lovely lady... LOL..oh no! Wrong tune! I actually started rewriting the lyrics to "Green Acres" if everyone remembers that one. I never finished them..but it started out.. (same music as Green Acres) OOOOklahoma is the place to be.... Sheep loving is the sport for me.... Lambs spreadin out so far and wide.... Darlin I love ya but give me them wooly thighs...
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OMG...donkey's, goats, midgets....I love you two so much well where the hell have you been mister!!!??? our best man showed up with his zipper full of wool and i had to pull it out with my teeth!!!! hiker has been in the coat closet with suz all damn night....im so stressed we're just practicing. We weren't lucky enough to find a herd of sheep |
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Here's a story Of a lovely lady... LOL..oh no! Wrong tune! I actually started rewriting the lyrics to "Green Acres" if everyone remembers that one. I never finished them..but it started out.. (same music as Green Acres) OOOOklahoma is the place to be.... Sheep loving is the sport for me.... Lambs spreadin out so far and wide.... Darlin I love ya but give me them wooly thighs... lmfao |
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had to pop into the dungeon to check on my darlings
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Here's a story Of a lovely lady... LOL..oh no! Wrong tune! I actually started rewriting the lyrics to "Green Acres" if everyone remembers that one. I never finished them..but it started out.. (same music as Green Acres) OOOOklahoma is the place to be.... Sheep loving is the sport for me.... Lambs spreadin out so far and wide.... Darlin I love ya but give me them wooly thighs... you think about this a lot, huh? 
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you know how to have safe sex with a goat that kicks? you wear knee high rubber boots and shove his back legs in 'em so he can kick ya or run away... Got to LOVE the EXPERTS!!!
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OMG...donkey's, goats, midgets....I love you two so much and we love you too my daughter called, went with my folks to Colorado for the weekend....I guess you and I need to get into the closet with suz and hiker...no wool though...makes muh privvies itchy
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OMG...donkey's, goats, midgets....I love you two so much well where the hell have you been mister!!!??? our best man showed up with his zipper full of wool and i had to pull it out with my teeth!!!! hiker has been in the coat closet with suz all damn night....im so stressed we're just practicing. We weren't lucky enough to find a herd of sheep LOL..just hang out at the truck stops..they will pass through!
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