I know this one has been around..but always good for a chuckle, especially for a Friday.....


A man goes upstairs to his bedroom where he finds his wife packing a suitcase. The man asks "What are you doing!!??" The wife replies "I'm MOVING to Las Vagas! I found out that women there can get $400 for sex that I give to you for free!"

The man looks confused..and the wife goes downstairs to get more of her things. She returns to the bedroom to find her husband packing a suitcase. She says "And what do you think you're doing!?" The husband replies..."I'm moving to Las Vegaas too...I want to see you live on $800 A YEAR!!!"